Cranch

Noun-
The aroma of dried semen that permeates around the room.
adj-Cranchy

Dude, you should have washed your sheets last weekend, the cranch is killing me.

Adj- Your towel is smelling extra cranch today Rob.

by Baconb February 15, 2009

craic

.The craic (pron. "crack") is the feng shui of a se’siun. It is the combination of the music, the drink, the conversations, the spirit of the surroundings, and trying to make headway with people of the opposite sex. The craic is what drives all emotion and music that comes from the soul.

"How's the craic going?"

by amy March 10, 2004

craic

Irish, word for fun or a good time, can also be used in conjuction with bad to give bad craic, obviously the opposite of good craic.

Whats the craic?
Was it good craic?
Thats bad craic.

by Joseph Ward June 12, 2004

Cranium

The sophisticated word meaning Head (the round thing on the human body situated above the shoulders).

You're such a Richard Cranium = You're such a Dickhead.

by Graysn August 15, 2005

craic

Highly versatile word used throughout Ireland (not just the north as has been asserted by some) ,meaning (shared and /or convival) fun, or excitement e.g."great crack at the disco last night!", also news "What's the crack?" It also has a subsidiary meaning of "Funny business". "Don't come that crack with me!" (Don't mess with me) Clearly related to "crack" in standard English, as in "wisecracks,""cracking jokes" etc.While proponents of "Ulster-Scots" (northern Hiberno-English) claim that it was assimilated into Irish and then Hiberno-English from Scots or Ulster-Scots the truth is more complex. The (Gaelic) Irish lexicographer Dineen lists the term "cracaire" (basically an asshole!) neary a century ago while Newnes New Comprehensive Dictionary of the English Languge (circa 1920)ascribes Dutch, Anglo-Saxon and Gaelic antecedents to the word "crack" when used in the sense of fun or chat - but not in Scots (language) except in the sense of "an instant" e.g. "the crack of dawn". The spelling "craic" is of relatively recent origin, probably for pseudo-aesthetic reasons.Whatever its antecedence it is clear that the word has now evolved a uniquely Irish and largely gaelic persona.

Great craic at the disco last night What's the craic?/Any craic? That's no craic! The craic was ninety!craic agus ceol

by Con-John a 'Bheirne March 23, 2010

cranca

Persona o situacion que no encaja en los estandares de lo que es un comportamiento correcto.

Como era un cranca, volvio a llegar tarde a la cita.

by mastercranca March 3, 2005

craic ninety

Used as an indicator that the enjoyment of a situation for a given event or time period could not be improved upon. Normally cited by a country dweller from the northern regions of Northern Ireland, United Kingdom.

Less frequently, it is often adopted by Town or City dwellers in ridicule of their Country dwelling neighbours.

Hi boy, ye missed a quare night last night hi...it was craic ninety"

by Father Dong July 12, 2010