Contract

A legal agreement

Zaid signed his life away by signing a contract. Now he has to fuck Hamza.

by Zaid123 November 8, 2022

countercondtradictionary

Contradicts without condfracting the sjtatement

Used in polictical circles in gangs to fomrnjuale an answer to say

similar to ideopathic

Hey that point is jreslaly countercondtradictionary

by Edgymsedgy September 2, 2022

Contractor

Pronounced "con-TRAC'-tor": A man who made words smaller by combining them or apostrophizing them.

In 1973, a contractor was brought in to help a group of ragtag misfits and ne'er-do-wells to come up with abbreviations for the US states.

by BigEPants September 10, 2022

Contractor Slut

A Sub contractor that sells himself out to a general contractor by kissing ass doing “special favors “
Whoring one’s self out to get the next job.

That Scott was working at the general contractors house on Sunday for free hoping he gets that next big job. He’s a typical contractor slut he will do anything for praise.

by Rube18 September 20, 2022

Cointract

Any legal agreement between at least two parties, where less than $1.00 is the negotiated payment for any purpose. Any legal deal in writing where loose pocket change can be used to buy services. Or it could be a "Bit Cointract", where even pennies can buy people off.

I'm not saying she was naive, but when Jane cointracted with a Mexican brain surgeon to do a transplant, she was not thinking clearly.

by You rReal Name January 21, 2023

counterfit

A fake temper-tantrum.

Some grownups think that imitating a child's needless emotional meltdown will cause said youngsters to see how ridiculous and silly it makes him look, but often said "counterfit" actions just make said pint-sized complainer feel all the more upset and dissatisfied.

by QuacksO July 27, 2023

Countercrookin

The action of inflicting great physical and/or mental harm, hurt, or torture to someone who has attempted to enter one’s property, home, or domain with criminal intent.

“The dude tried to rob our house not knowing we’re countercrookin. So we tied him up and have been waterboarding him for about a week now.

by Street justice August 13, 2023