Coney

When you pull your dick out of someone's ass and notice poo and bits of onion stuck to it... that's... a Coney...

"Buttfucked Amanda last night and she forgot to wipe... got left with a serious Coney, brah."

by Agent777 August 24, 2011

Conely

Feeling horny or in the mood.

Lookin kind of lonely, I'm feelin conely

by J December 19, 2003

Coney

A lonely and disparaging, broken yellow lamba cone, abandoned in a public place for all to see, and is in the way of pedestrian traffic.

ie. Someone should move Coney out of the way, it's blocking my way.

Oh look, someone finally moved Coney out of the way.

by Juanita Bonita February 5, 2010

Amy Coney Barrett

when you haven't read any studies, articles, books, law review articles, or commentary you have read regarding racial disparities present in our criminal justice system.

dude why are amy coney barrett? go learn something about the world!!

by leeploop October 16, 2020

cooley !

a scrawny ferret like being , often refers to themself as a spaceman chocolate factory owner. likes to stalk random people from both sexes and gets thrills from touching exotic fruit. photographs people in showers with a wide angle lense.

that kid just groped my fruit , what a cooley !

some scrawny guy followed me home from the supermarket , what a cooley !

some kid in my photography class was trying to take pictures of nude guys , what a cooley !

by saylermaster April 21, 2009

Coley's Mom

a well-seasoned whore

Jon: Yo wassup man?
Andres: Just playing some Smash Bros.
Jon: Aw man! I'll totally own you like Coley's Mom. Throw me a stick!

by jondres January 19, 2005

armenian conveyor belt

Three or more men having anal sex with each other, which ends up in a closed loop.

The stripper didn't show up for the bachelor party, so we can't bup-bup-bup-bup; but we can still make an Armenian conveyor belt.

by DaddyDingDongs September 17, 2014