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A tallish nerdy guy that people tend to like for no apparent reason. He generally types with a series of random thoughts ending with a "...". this "character" jeremiah rants about things that most people dont care about and he retains knowledge like you retain water
"Im not goth, but if you call me anything other than that ill look a little pissed, ask you what the fuck and give you the finger cus you fucking deserve it assfuck." - Jeremiah Combs on "lame fucking idiocultures"
"quit drinking that pisswater and get something with some substance" - Jeremiah Combs on "camomile tea"
"religion, haaaaaaaaaah" Jeremiah Combs on, you guessed it, religion.
"quit drinking that pisswater and get something with some substance" - Jeremiah Combs on "camomile tea"
"religion, haaaaaaaaaah" Jeremiah Combs on, you guessed it, religion.
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by unknown February 26, 2005
Get the colusa mug.Phenomenon in which any animal caught defacating on my lawn bursts into flames, and it wasn't my fault.
Bob: "Howdy neighbor! By any chance, have you seen my sweet little Sparky? He's been missing for two days now."
Jeffy: "Uhhh....uhhhhh....I didn't do it."
Bob: "What?"
Jeffy: "You're not gonna believe this: I was mowing my lawn the other day and...I smelled something...burning. I looked over to see poor Sparky engulfed in a ball of fire, yelping for help......but by the time I reached him he was utterly consumed and only his ashes remained. That's what happened to Sparky. I'm not lying, it was Spontanious Animal Combustion Bob."
Bob: ".............*gurgles*"
Jeffy: "Uhhh....uhhhhh....I didn't do it."
Bob: "What?"
Jeffy: "You're not gonna believe this: I was mowing my lawn the other day and...I smelled something...burning. I looked over to see poor Sparky engulfed in a ball of fire, yelping for help......but by the time I reached him he was utterly consumed and only his ashes remained. That's what happened to Sparky. I'm not lying, it was Spontanious Animal Combustion Bob."
Bob: ".............*gurgles*"
by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007
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Male: An absolute beast. The pro-est of the pros and highest of quality. A superior and god-like figure endowed with a keen eye and superior looks. Dude will steal your girl before you can stop!
Has above average intelligence but an underachiever. Likes to fuck around and have fun with everything. The kind of guy that makes a joke out of a serious situation.
If you see a (male) Combs:
A) Get an umbrella because it is now raining.
B) Hide your girl because she will go running to him
C) Pinch yourself because you might be dreaming!
Female: what a downer. This lady is the kind of girl that it somewhat fun to be around but screws everything up in an instant. She is very annoying and likes to get on peoples nerves just to piss them off. Kind of a dick bag. She snitches on everyone and has a tough time keeping friends because of her jealous personality and her sense to piss people off for the fun of it. Is also a very very very short and tiny human being. Very brutal and violent.
If you see a (female) Combs:
A) Run the hell away, you’re gonna get attacked
B) Do not engage in contact with unless you wanna get played
C) Ask her how the weather is down there
Male: An absolute beast. The pro-est of the pros and highest of quality. A superior and god-like figure endowed with a keen eye and superior looks. Dude will steal your girl before you can stop!
Has above average intelligence but an underachiever. Likes to fuck around and have fun with everything. The kind of guy that makes a joke out of a serious situation.
If you see a (male) Combs:
A) Get an umbrella because it is now raining.
B) Hide your girl because she will go running to him
C) Pinch yourself because you might be dreaming!
Female: what a downer. This lady is the kind of girl that it somewhat fun to be around but screws everything up in an instant. She is very annoying and likes to get on peoples nerves just to piss them off. Kind of a dick bag. She snitches on everyone and has a tough time keeping friends because of her jealous personality and her sense to piss people off for the fun of it. Is also a very very very short and tiny human being. Very brutal and violent.
If you see a (female) Combs:
A) Run the hell away, you’re gonna get attacked
B) Do not engage in contact with unless you wanna get played
C) Ask her how the weather is down there
Guy: Oh my god look at that Combs! What a stud!
Girl: Ohhh god here we go again. She getting ready to Combs everything up.
Girl: Ohhh god here we go again. She getting ready to Combs everything up.
by theblackandwhitecougar December 10, 2019
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