Cane's Coma

The inevitable crash after consuming a full box combo at Raising Cane's. No coleslaw, extra toast.

Logan exclaimed, "Don't finish that whole box combo or your gonna fall into a Cane's Coma!"

or

Logan was extremely disappointed with himself when he fell into a Cane's Coma at 7 PM, causing him to fall behind in school work.

by Bugo31 May 19, 2020

comadre

Literal translation is your co-mother. Typically reserved to identify someone who has a special shared responsibility with you, most commonly in raising a child. Most often in cases where the woman is the person you selected to be the godmother of your child.

Hi comadre, can you take Martin to Sunday school? I will be at an event and I can't take him.

by the red and black ink June 30, 2017

chiropractic coma

After receiving a spinal adjustment from your chiropractor you just lay there for a minute in pure relaxation because it feels so good. You feel like you never want to get up.

I just laid there in "chiropractic coma" after receiving my adjustment.

I thought there might be something wrong, but then I realized he was just in "chiropractic coma" and would be back up in a few minutes.

by melnadz October 1, 2011

Cape Coma

Better known as Cape Coral a city in Florida, with the houses containing mostly nasty ass well-water, home of the newly wed and almost dead

Cape Kid 1- What do you want to do tonight?
Cape Kid 2- Nothing fag. We live in Cape Coma!

by Erinnnnx October 24, 2008

Glock coma

Death resulting from being shot by a handgun, Glock or otherwise.

"He's in a Glock coma. I'll call the coroner."

by VelvetElvis October 8, 2006

Colfax

A small drinking town with a railroad problem.

That one stop between Auburn and Tahoe

"Where do you live?"
"Colfax"
"Dude that sucks!"

by smalltownho February 13, 2013

Text coma

When you are texting someone and you are in a zone when you don't hear anyone talking to you or know what is going on around you.

Bob: "Why isn't that car going? They have a green light?"

Mary: "Oh, I see she is texting. She is in a Text Coma."

by Blondie74 June 4, 2009