Colombadorable

A term for an adorable person of Colombian descent.

Girl 1: "Hey, who's that kid?"

Girl 2: "He's the new kid, he just moved here from Colombia."

Girl 1: "Oh gosh, he's Colombadorable!"

by jab4343 February 26, 2010

Colombasaurus

1. A mythical dinosaur that roamed present-day Colombia during the Cretaceous Period.

2. A Colombian person doing an impression of a dinosaur.

1. Long ago, Colombasauruses roamed the Andes...

2. Carlos: Rawr!
Joe: WTF?
Carlos: Rawr!
Sheila: It's ok, he's a Colombasaurus.

by jab4343 March 6, 2010

Colombian Sleeper Hold

When receiving oral sex, one crams their genitalia into the giver's throat until they either pass out or die from lack of oxygen.

Tom: Yo Eric guess what, I gave Kathy was given a Colombian sleeper hold last night.

Eric: Holy shit man thats wicked hot!

by Cocksmooch2131 July 17, 2012

Colombian kamikaze

The act of bending over to snort drugs off any surface.

Last night Joe pulled a Colombian kamikaze on a eight ball of coke and nobody see him since.

by Greg Just Greg December 29, 2015

Colombian inquisition

A sexual act where the male has the female in bondage upside down so that her mouth is penis high with a rope tightly binding her lower jaw to her neck, he proceeds to ask her if she's going to vomit while forcing fellatio on her until she pukes all over his hairy beanbag.

The bitch done me wrong so she's getting the old Colombian inquisition tonight.

by Dump truck November 29, 2016

Colombian double cross

When your getting a blowjob from a person presumed to be female. They kick you in the balls. Then when on your knees with your mouth open in a expression of pain. They whip out their dick and shove it in your mouth.

I was getting a great hummer behind hobby lobby, then she pulled the Colombian double cross on me. I don’t know which part was worse.

by War.D.Bandit January 4, 2020

Colombian nose candy

Columbia nose candy: It goes by many names. booger sugar, Columbian Sugar, Daddy's special sugar, However the correct name for this booger sugar is cocaine

Hey Pedro can I cop a gram of that Colombian nose candy?

by Dog_fighting_is_fun February 12, 2021