cocksmash

When somebody is lieing down, another person winds up their fist from a far distance and smashes it down on the other's groin in a natural motion.

"I was just laying there in my sleeping bag, and he threw down the cocksmash! My balls hurt!"

by Sandwich487864354 August 15, 2008

cockmuskie

A penis with fake gold teeth. (Think Black Ron Jeremy)

That cockmuskie reminded me of a world war two fighter jet, damn, them teeth ate me raw.

by Yuengling September 27, 2003

cockmaster

Cockmaster can be used to describe either a male or female whom is known to give oral pleasure to a male

Jenny is a cockmaster, she has sucked so many guys cocks.

by Simon K May 16, 2006

Cockmoss

A mysterious lichen that grows from the base up along the length of some rather unwashed male cocks. It is thought to be caused due to repeated contact between the penis and couch cushions, or possibly contact with the vagina of a femenazi.

Joey: *fucks couch*
Dema: Hi joey!
Joey: *fucks dema*
Dema: What is that delicious-looking lichen growing on your cock?
Joey: SHUT UP FAG

by Katsudo July 1, 2003

cockmaster

one who knows the ways of the sacred 'cock' to which all men are blessed unless u have the chinese curse then u are deifnitely on gods shit list and will never ever get laid. also one who is of the being of tony the tonester or harold the fuck in the ass or hal the queer master of anal sex with multiple men at the same time. a cockmaster is like eerie lemon juice pouring out of a reindeer's nutsack at 10:41 east coast standard time.

i HAVE BIG TITTIES, YES FLAPPY I HAVE BIG BAZOONS!!! I GUESS IM GONNA GET ANAL SEXED UP TONY TONESTER O SHIT PISS FUCK I BETTER RUN TO SAVE MY NOOOTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!

by PENISgroper6969696969 January 10, 2005

cockmaster

A shorty who can get down at an afterparty by giving service to all the niggas.

She's a cockmaster, and she can toss a mean salad.

by Bushmaster August 10, 2004

cocmast

Not to be confused with a misspelling of Comcast. Cocmast is a covert abbreviation of the term "cockmaster" (see definition) for use in a formal or public setting wherin penis garglers may be found. Upon spotting of said dick destroyer, person A will expound to person B the severity of their "cocmast" bill in relation to the perceived level of the spotted cockmaster's cock mastery.

Bob: "Hey Bill. how much do you think this month's cocmast is gonna be?"
Bill: "At least 150 dicks--I mean dollars."

by kewlbeanzdood November 7, 2013