1 definition by PENISgroper6969696969

one who knows the ways of the sacred 'cock' to which all men are blessed unless u have the chinese curse then u are deifnitely on gods shit list and will never ever get laid. also one who is of the being of tony the tonester or harold the fuck in the ass or hal the queer master of anal sex with multiple men at the same time. a cockmaster is like eerie lemon juice pouring out of a reindeer's nutsack at 10:41 east coast standard time.
i HAVE BIG TITTIES, YES FLAPPY I HAVE BIG BAZOONS!!! I GUESS IM GONNA GET ANAL SEXED UP TONY TONESTER O SHIT PISS FUCK I BETTER RUN TO SAVE MY NOOOTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!
by PENISgroper6969696969 January 11, 2005
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