Cliteral

When a woman says something explicitly, but actually means something entirely different, if not even contradictory.

Not to be confused with "Literal," the logical meaning of words used by men.

Man: You ok? You're being weird.
Woman: I dunno, I'm fine, it's nothing. Promise.
(slightly later)
Woman: YOU NEVER ASK HOW I'M FEELING!

Woman: "I don't care."
Cliteral meaning: A phrase only said at the point in which a woman actually cares the most about said contextual topic.

by Eeeeen. January 16, 2010

Clitocious

1.) of or relating to the clitoris.

2.) having many clitoris-like characteristics

You're looking very clitocious today.

by Dan Carnagua January 22, 2008

Clitoral Fudge

Clitoral fudge is milk chocolate fudge placed on top, to the left, or above the clit.

"Nancy told me she was starting to get bored in the bedroom. To spice things up, i have bought in a casing of clitoral fudge."

by Grey Capel January 24, 2010

cliterus

it is the thing that god made when he was horny

shit bitch your clit is like 5 inches!

by supersuperdooperpooper October 7, 2003

Clitorasorous rex

When a woman's Clitoris is enlarged/ elongated so much so its like sucking a golf ball. partially resembles a herm

err fuk around johnny your mum's got a right Clitorasorous rex. it was so big i thort she has both bits.

by holmanator March 19, 2010

clitophor

sexual metaphor

You'll find an extended clitophor on page twenty-seven

by philologue August 25, 2011

Cliterally

Like literally but slutty

She had her pussy pants on and I cliterally couldn't even

by Katja November 24, 2015