Hogan Clause

When someone won't agree to do something unless they know for sure that the outcome will be how they want it. (they're not willing to take a risk)

"mike won't ask out that girl unless he knows she likes him"

by OriginalCricket March 9, 2004

clausen

1)the worst football family ever 2) to fuck up real bad

1)rick, case, and jimmy clausen suck 2)damn you really clausened that all to hell

by whiteness July 28, 2008

Claustrahomophobia

Fear of being in small places with homosexual individuals.

I wouldn't be caught dead in an elevator in San Francisco. I have claustrahomophobia

by dlinc54 April 28, 2011

Claustrophobia

Claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Claus and Mrs.Claus.Most people with this fear barricade themselves in their room until the holidays are over.

*sees santa* HOLY SHIT! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE ITS SANTA RUNNNN! HE WANTS TO EAT MY SOUL!! *runs away screaming*
Claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Claus and Mrs.Claus.Most people with this fear barricade themselves in their room until the holidays are over.

by FangirlingASKDFGGL December 27, 2014

Clausetophobic

A person that has a fear with Santa clause

Clausetophobic is a person who is scared of Santa clause

"Ho ho ho" -Patrick
Stop it Patrick your scaring him" -spongebob

by Theunknownone December 30, 2014

Clausterphobic

Being afraid of Santa Claus (per Jason Mendoza on "The Good Place")

"Clausterphobic; who would be afraid of Santa Claus? Oh, The Jewish."

by florenson October 6, 2018

ghetto claustrophobia

Same symptoms of claustrophobia only more aggressive.

Ex. (walks in a elevator with more than 5 people)
claustrophobic person: ”Too, many people I feel like a panic attack coming, I must calm down”.
Ghetto claustrophobic person: ” Dam Wtf!? Yall wanna,step back some!? Shieeet tryna get all close n shit tha fuck u think this.is!?Yall can back the fuck up!!!!
(guy in elevator) somebody has aggressive ghetto claustrophobia sheesh.

by silent bob5788 August 30, 2013