He deserves the title "Humanities sexiest" or at least he did before he was viciously nommed in half by a titan *spoiler whoops*. His hair probabley added about 3 inches to his original height; he may just be a torso and a head, but at least he has his majestic-ass hair.
by TheMainCinnamonRoll July 6, 2016
Get the Farlan Churchmug. Someone who is not focused when they should be, very scatter brained when they should be cool calm and collected.
Imagine bringing a monkey to church.
Imagine bringing a monkey to church.
George drove from dealership to dealership like an excited little church monkey, instead of taking time to update his notes.
by NLMRSD September 20, 2013
Get the Church Monkeymug. When you take a video of yourself masturbating and send it to someone, sometimes in a restroom at a church.
Jenna: I heard you made a church video for John is it true??
Christina: No! I did it in my bathroom at home!
Jenna: That's still a church video!
Christina: No! I did it in my bathroom at home!
Jenna: That's still a church video!
by Doctor Afterman February 21, 2013
Get the Church videomug. Slang term used to describe the act of a conservative woman masturbating. Generally associated with lonely and bored housewives of good nature and standing with god.
Mary: "Where's Janice?, I haven't heard from her all day and her Husband has been out of town for a few days."
Delores: "Oh, she's probably cleaning the church since she hasn't made love for a few days"
Delores: "Oh, she's probably cleaning the church since she hasn't made love for a few days"
by Lunafish May 14, 2011
Get the Cleaning the churchmug. A line famously said by now dead Jake Paul. I would kill him but you can't kill something that's already dead. This dumb shit thought that god church would be a good cover up with the fact that he didnt have anythin to rhyme with merch. Then a line said by god of England 'England is my city' sound smarter thant Jake's dumb shit with his god church merch. Nick is my daddy.
Pewdiepie: I JSUT DROPPED SOME NEW MERCH AND ITS SELLING LIKE A GOD CHURCH.
Pewdiepie made is sound better
Pewdiepie made is sound better
by Whoisheba August 15, 2017
Get the God Churchmug. To ruin something really good at your own sacrifice. To drive your metaphorical plane into that metaphorical church.
Jerry: "Dude I hooked up with Sally last night while she was drunk and now her and Ben are broken up!"
Matt: "Way to Jap that Church."
Matt: "Way to Jap that Church."
by Matt Evening November 26, 2007
Get the Jap that Churchmug. by travis September 6, 2003
Get the church keymug.