Choptoxicated

To be drunk and high at the same time.

I was choptoxicated when I smoked 8 bowls and drank 6 shots of tequila with Ricky and Bobby

by famousrg July 22, 2012

Twatty-Chop

The act of one karate chopping the vagina. Similar to the "cunt punch," except a karate chop move is done.

Mom, if you flush that weed, I'm Twatty-Chopping you

by randommushroom September 15, 2010

Donkey Chop

When ninjas are having anal sex at the point of ejaculation, the pitching ninja delivers a skull crushing chop to the catching ninja on the back of the head causing the sphincter to tighten around his ninja penis increasing his ninja pleasure and causing the release of a buttload of semen.

Arlyn: Hey dude, I just picked up this sweet ass ninja porn

Ian: No donkey chop, no care.

by Faer November 15, 2004

Have a chop

To have a marijuana smoking session (refers to chopping up the herb).

"Hey Johnny, lets have a chop!"

by knobslap May 31, 2009

Thats a chop

This is something you say to someone when they do or say something extremely stupid. If someone does or says something stupid you say "thats a chop" and karate chop the back of their neck. The strength of the chop depends on how stupid the words or actions of the person was.

Nick: "Totally did not do my homework last night. Yolo!"
Jon: "Thats a chop"

by Dr.Chopper December 6, 2012

chop in

To make an attempt at a succesful sexual encounter. One can give a non-verbal "Chop in son!" signal to a friend behind the targets back by hitting the edge of ones hand against ones forearm in a chopping motion. Mainly used as a means of encouragement to a mate without letting the object of their affections know of your friends intentions.

David was chatting up this chick last night, as he was leaving with her I gave him a chop in sign. He just nodded at me and left smiling.

by Dundasbro March 24, 2007

Choptart

A user that makes top charts on the the site; youtube

A choptart is also also chopstick and a poptart

Bananapielord is a choptart, he got lots of views

by Dryerfish November 13, 2011