Anime chompewomp

A man who is so in love with anime that he will go and get plastic surgery to get rid of his bottom two ribs, then when he is watching anime incest porn and will ejaculate and bite his penis

hey j your and anime Chompewomp

dude it cost me 5 grand!

by hahahahaman7 June 24, 2010

cunt chomper

Similar to the 'carpet muncher' but different in a sense that someone called 'cunt chomper' is dirty and bull dikish :s

Rosie Odonell is a cunt chomper :P

by Landawg September 16, 2006

Whomp & Chomp

Whomp & Chomp means to jack off and suck another guy's dick.

After finishing his studying, my cadet roomie, Matt, always wants me to Whomp & Chomp his dick!

by USAF Cadet November 15, 2020

chlomorrhea

having both chlamydia and gonorrhea
probably getting it from a prostitute
who probably has a blind monkey

"dude, i hate going down this street"
"why?"
"you can smell the chlomorrhea wafting off those whores"
"yeah...but those blind monkeys get me every time"

by blindmonkeys! May 6, 2007

chompfghk

The sound of eating, said when eating to amplify the eating.
eating. used much like *Yoink*

*Holds up a pot pie, proceeds to bite said pie. *Chompfghk*

by Maff October 31, 2007

Clompliment

A compliment, but instead of being complimenting, it's more of a smack in the face.

"You looked really skinny today... What happend? BAM!"

"Ouch"

"Damn, I used another Clompliment didn't I?"

by 2nduseroftheclompliment January 16, 2010

No Chomp

See Chomp Game:

Not falling for a joke being played on you.
Not taking the bait or biting on the hook of a joke.
Shooting down the Chompers attempt to make you Chomp.

(Chomper)"Hey Dorian, they put new weapons in COD4"
(Chompee)"No Chomp"

by MC30 February 22, 2008