Eric Cartman

a fourth grade boy fat boy who hate jews and currently lives in a hotdog

wir müssen die juden ausrotten- eric cartman

by legofan10 July 14, 2022

cartball

The game of golf, when played using an electric cart. Use of the cart deprives golf of just about any exercise value. As such, the growth of cartball - at the expense of "walking golf" - is a sign of America's increasing laziness.

It seems as if most men over age 30 consider a weekly round of cartball to be a rugged workout.

by Peter March 30, 2005

Cartman Complex

The un-natural obssesion with attempting to give all people who disagree with you HIV.

After the HIV is delivered the person suffering from the syndrome feels the need to crack the joke: "I'm HIV positive my way was easier", implying that they could have avoided thier misfortune simply by agreeing with the sufferer.

This term was first created after South Park Episode 1, Season 12 "Tonsil Trouble" that was first aired on March 12, 2008.

EXAMPLE:

Quote from the TV series before the event of Cartman giving Kyle AIDS, due to the Cartman Complex:

Butters: I just, eh. Well.. I don't know if I should be helping you make Kyle look silly.

Cartman: Butters. Helping People who have AIDS, is one of the most important things you could do.

Butters: I know, but are you sure Kyle has to be taught a lesson?

Cartman: I'm not just sure, butters. I'm H.I.V. Positive.

Butters: Oh yeah, eh. I guess that's true

by N1XY August 28, 2009

Magna Carta

The state of being completely and utterly plastered

Jim: Bro last night was insane! Did you see John? He had serious fucking Magna Carta

Chris: Are you serious man haha? He was that far gone

Jim: Oh yea haha

by The Magic Hat March 30, 2011

Carmanda

A Beautiful Woman. Normally blond. Very charming and loves to smile. Absolutely loves coffee and sugar! She's very kind, Caring and sweet. Almost to a fault. She is sought after by Manny men. However her heart belongs to one and only one. She ALWAYS looks out for those in need. However very likely to get fed up with various topics. She hates to hurt others. As well as loves to bring them joy. Sometimes i think she would sacrifice herself for a cause but never a selfish one. Carmanda is a girl worth protecting in any man or womans arms, Because she is the sweetest, Most attractive and Loving/lovable female ever. If one sought to be with someone named Carmanda, You would need to hope she isnt taken already. A Woman named Carmanda is not a girl someone can just pickup. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. They NEVER look both ways across the street. Not even one way infact! A girl named Carmanda is very easy to fall inlove with. Due to her natural charm and beauty.

Ps - I Love You Carmanda <3 >.< I Wish you'd love me back :|

Wow, man did you see that girl?' 'Yeah man she's totally going to get hit by that car!' ' No, Not that . I mean look at how beautiful she is. Her name must be Carmanda.

by Carmanda's Lover July 25, 2011

carmax lesbian

(n.) a completely butch lesbian

I thought Bryce was a guy when I first met her, but she's just a carmax lesbian.

by Asheia May 1, 2006

Carma

Paying off your car results in inevitable car trouble. See: Karma: bringing upon oneself inevitable results

I've got bad carma. I paid off my car last week and now it wont start!

by mijitmight March 5, 2010