CALLum CUNTER

CALUMMum CUNTER

CALLum Cunter Dick face

by John foot fungus bob jeff June 15, 2020

Zoom calls

A good way to play Among us instead of doing your schoolwork.

Guy 1: Are you actually doing your work while on the zoom calls?
The cool guy (Joe Porter): Nah, I'm killing all these noobs which tries to do med-scan!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 20, 2020

16 missed calls

You can either use this as a song, or you can turn this into a shock when you realise your dying grandmother has been CALLING YOU 16 times, to let you know she will die today.

bro i just got 16 missed calls from my dying grandma

oh i love that song

by vcxiumtms June 23, 2022

Callum

the most amazing boy on the face of this earth;
his ability to make you laugh and smile is un-humanlike
he is also a very hot looking vampire and a very skilled guitar player.
boyfriend to ashli too :)

god he's such a- such a callum!!!!!
marry me!

by ashlii ambrosiia April 3, 2009

Callum

Not to be mistaken for calum he is a calm sloth like creature who has odd fetishes I usually nuggets. He masturbates more than the average man. He watches ufc most of the time (usually with a pillow over his lap) and takes 2 showers per week.

Guy:"I see you were over at Callum's house at the weekend?"
Girl:"yeah we were watching the mcgregor Diaz fight. He was very attached to his pillow, when I picked it up afterwards there was a big dent in it."

by Scottish warrior August 31, 2016

Callum

A white male

Person 1: "Hey Callum you are white"

Callum: "Yep"

by Omegalulnocap September 26, 2020

hoeing calls

The act of silencing your cell phone and not answering the call/sending the call to voicemail after you have inspected who is calling.

Tracey has been hoeing calls from me all day.

by FU Cingular June 30, 2007