crippled bagpipe

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you wrap your arms around her stomach and squeeze, causing her to fart on your dick.

Jenny wouldn't let me try the crippled bagpipe last night because we had Mexican for dinner and she was afraid she'd shit all over my dick.

by massterblaster December 16, 2013

Cripplecock

A non functioning limp/soft penis.

I tried to fuck her, But I had cripplecock.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 18, 2019

Crippled retard

Mr.bobheimer

Mr.bobheimer is a crippled retard

by Fuck boy 56 October 25, 2019

Cripples

A bunch of people who are physically disabled and are unable to move with great ease.

“That flight to Lourdes is completely rammed today with people hoping to walk again”
“Oh, those poor cripples”

by Redbaron June 17, 2020

Crippled Snail

When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.

“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”

by Franko0119 August 15, 2020

Cripple crunch

The fucking of an individual with an injury of some kind. For example, a broken arm.

Hey heard you crunched that cripple on the weekend. We’re gonna call you cripple crunch x

by Cripplecruncher5000 December 11, 2020

crippled simp

Giovanni

Yeah bro he’s all about her and he fell last night, he’s definitely a crippled simp.

by Katias98 March 7, 2022