crap ton 

A measure of volume; equal to the amount of space that 2,000 lbs of crap displaces.

There is a crap ton of pizza in the kitchen.

crap ton by Imperial Measurements Inc. September 8, 2013

Crap Zapper 

A yet to be introduced, novel invention that dematerializes all feces from all species when it’s special rays hit the shit and there’s nothing left to have to pick up.

So to make every walk with your canine buddy the very best, all you have to do is aim the Crap Zapper at the pile of dogshit and BLAMMO, it's all gone in an instant!

Crap Zapper by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

crap chute 

An incorrect interpretation of "crap shoot" which refers to the unpredictable outcome of throwing dice in a game of craps.

This has nothing to do with crap the excrement or a physical chute.

"Blind dates are a real crap chute because they always end up shitty.
I think you mean crap shoot which has nothing to do with shit."

crap chute by mailbox47 January 23, 2011

crap dat

A parody of Crank That, a hit on YouTube made popular by an artist named the Cacaman. He has other hits named NastyCrap (SexyBack) and I Shop At Walmart (Party Like A rockstar).

Crap Dat is way better then Crank Dat.

crap dat by Go Phillies! January 2, 2008

crap digging in the shit-bin 

looking for something/someone inside one's messy purse/bag/handheld carrying device.

girl 1: Have you found your cell phone yet?
girl 2: Hold on, I'm working on it. I'm crap digging in the shit-bin.

crap digging in the shit-bin by moog and a loach November 14, 2010

Crap Circle 

Running around a campfire or bonfire while farting the whole time, thus producing a circle of crap smell for everyone around the fire to enjoy.

Origin: This weekend camping, crop dusting turned into a crop circle when I dusted everyone around the camp fire which then turned into the crap circle because it smelled like crap

Kevin ran around the campfire while farting, giving everyone a nice crap circle to enjoy.

Crap Circle by BTYeagermeister June 21, 2011

Crap and Cheese 

what you start calling mac and cheese after you've tasted baked macaroni and cheese (so much better).

you gotta try my mom's mac and cheese!
ummm gross more like crap and cheese.

Crap and Cheese by BeatleOJ July 9, 2011