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Civics teacher

A large woman who talks about monks getting hotdogs. She is obsessed with farmville and her man. She wears a Zebra snuggie/blanket thing to attract the science teacher. She is quite beautiful but odd. She will teacher you all about Obama.
by the science teacherrrrr May 16, 2010
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International Civil War II

What folks in the Hollar call World War I
WW 2 is known, obviously, as International Civil War III
Cousin Coon Head was a sniper in the army during International Civil War II.
by Gooberfaust September 5, 2008
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civil matter

In policing, a crime that the police cannot be bothered to deal with.
"Sorry sir, that robbery is a civil matter"
by Zamzara October 24, 2007
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Honda Civic

The ultimate rice rocket, driven mainly by Asians (the ones that spell it azn in a lame attempt to be hardcore), and goofy white tool bags that have to resort to this lowest of means in a last ditch effort to get middle school girls to like them, only to be arrested for statutory a few months later. Often tricked out with various accessories to make the car loud so that the driver will be noticed by the opposite sex for once in his sad, pathetic life. In short, it's a riced out piece of shit.
Honda Civics are like tampons...every pussy's got one.
by Nick D July 28, 2004
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The Civil War

A beard in which the only bare portion of skin is that of the chin. Intimidating beyond all belief, especially when coupled with reading glasses.

The name is derived from the period in which the style of beard thrived most, the civil war.

Those who wear the Civil War as their facial hair style of choice are 93% more likely to murder and/or speak in colonial English.
"Man, that is an awesome beard."

"Its actually The Civil War, ass wipe. Note the connecting mustache but lack of chin hair."

"Sorry! Thats an awesome Civil War!"

"Time to die!"
by MarcLittle December 18, 2008
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Postmodern civil rights

Civil rights were formerly things like the right to life, liberty, and property

More recently things like the right not to be offended and the right to marry insects.
Annabelle is fighting for her "postmodern civil rights" she wishes to consummate her marriage to a dung beetle.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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civic

A car made for people with excuses.
"Well I lost the race but mine gets more hp/l."
The fact that a 4 cylinder can run with a v8 when using a turbo or nitrous and a ton of mods isnt very impressive.You can buy a civic and put $10,000 in mods into it and it can beat a vette. But when you wreck a civic ,u didnt ensure the turbo and other engine mods and i wreck a vette, guess who gets back what their car is worth. If you want a real value go buy a 5.0 mustang for about $5,000 and put about $10,000 and see what you run. Probaly about 8's in the 1/4 mile. And it wont sound like crap because i put a $40 auto-zone muffler on it either.
by w.c. January 30, 2004
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