Chode 

A dick that is thicker and shorter than a beautiful, normal penis.

Omg Ew, he wuz old and fat and pimply with a red, little chode!

Chode by JCmegabyte December 24, 2008

Chode 

Having a tuna can for a penis

a tuna can

Chode by spoony love from up above May 21, 2003

chode 

not long an skinny but short and stuby

my friend has a chode and he wanted me to suck it but i said no

chode by crunky May 13, 2005

Chode 

chode is a tunacan penis, one shorter than it is wide...every1s confused with the workd GRUNDLE

Chode by J-Dawgs June 12, 2003

Chode 

A chode is a penis that is fatter (wider) than it is long.

Gannon is a chode because his penis is short and stubby.

Chode by Un dai December 9, 2008

Chode 

Dickhole band teachers who have been doing their jobs way to long and take everything way to seriously. They tend to try to act cool but look like total dicks in the end. Chodes also attemept to rape their students as much as possible.

Student 1: Look at Mr. Keating over there trying to act cool

Student 2: What a dick

Student 3: Yea, he's such a chode

Chode by chocolate hotdog MKAY August 6, 2011

chode 

1. A penis that is wider than it is long.
2. The area of skin between a man's ball sac and anus.

2. While pressing on the chode you can inhance a man's orgasm.

chode by D-Ray April 1, 2004