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Ham Candle

A slang term for the male sex organ or penis. Particularly used when said organ has an abnormally large circumference, or exhibits an atypical girth.
Wow! Look at that ham candle! You need two hands for that one!
by Jgsterling512 October 31, 2021
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Trimming a candle

"After looking at your wife's buttocks i saw him cum without trimming a candle."
by Cmd Cody June 27, 2009
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Sit on a candle

A common phrase in Nigeria referring to the medieval punishment of stripping someone down naked and making them sit on a chair with a hole in it and putting a candle slowly burning their genitalia
Go sit on a candle
by John markings May 31, 2021
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waxing the candle

To wax the candle is to polish the knob. In other words what boys do 34932748374 times everyday..to masturbate.

The candle is the penis as the wax is the motion.
Fernando likes waxing the candle exactly at 5:00 P.M everyday.
by HoeDurr June 1, 2006
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Roman Candle

1. The act of doing a girl from behind, pulling out (similar the the flying houdini) putting your dick between her ass cheeks at a steep angle, and blowing you load. The final effect should be shots of jizz flying up, similar to a Roman Candle. Bonus points for landing it on the bitches head
Billy was raw-doggin it in Suzy, and, not wanted to knock her up, was prepared to just skeet on the bed. However, to spice things up, he instead did the Roman Candle, and proceeded to drop a huge load on top of Suzys head.
by lick.my.wick January 22, 2009
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Melted Candle

A “melted candle”

A woman in her mid 30’s, normally married with a couple of kids and an un-familiar husband (probably shagging the secretary, and she probably knows about it). Very dangerous cougar who is likely to go wild when out on the town for a rare night of freedom. The melted candle refers to her lack of fitness and an amount of weight gain from age/ child birth/ giving up on life. Can be referred to as an iceberg – Tinder/Facebook/ Instagram profile pictures only take in to account the top 12% of her mass – face and boobs - the greater mass is below the waterline/ waist and is hidden from general view.

A melted candle could be the same as above who has reverted to minor plastic surgery in order to fight the aging process. These procedures – Botox, Lip Fillers, tattoo eyebrows - often achieve the opposite effect and make her look older.

In conclusion, not a first choice but would be an exemplary one night stand, as long as you can escape the Travelodge before she wakes up and cries uncontrollably about her kids/husband/ fat arse/ pet cats. 7 Pint minimum.

Can be found on Hen Parties and in your local Cougar Pub
Went on a Tinder with a Melted Candle last night - smash and dashed - she was on a Hen Party
by PhilipHoldenez September 3, 2018
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bashing the candle

Sebastian encounter Miguel watching his porn collection in his livingroom he claims...

*Miguel you bashing the candle in my department.*
by urbanboy16 May 7, 2016
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