Turd Burglar

One who burgles turds for profit or pleasure.

"There goes Cory. That guy is such a turd burglar."
"He sure is, Gary. He sure is."

by Theturdpolice August 3, 2016

burglary

the act of entering a building or other places with the intent to commit theft

A burglary is person entered a store a night and stole a tweeter

by ajwalias May 4, 2008

burlison

a person who steals anything he can, for a reaction from other people, or to just say he did. usually puts these things on craigslist or sells them to other fellow drug dealers, to sell to everyone else.

wow man, that guy TOTALLY pulled a burlison on your girlfriends car' 'yeah man, saw her purse on craigslist this morning, im beating his ass

by burlisonhater666 August 19, 2010

turd burglar

The Hamburglar's more fetid and vastly less successful predecessor.

I thought the McCrappy Meal cam with a Turd Burglar toy...

by AngryChegro July 10, 2003

Aaron Burr

The asshole who killed the great Hamilton who created the foundation of the powerful economy in the United States. He also conspired against the nation hoping to build a Latin American empire to crush the United States. Additionally, he bad mouthed George Washington on many occasions because he was rejected by him.

Aaron Burr was a failed product of abortion

by Mastro October 9, 2006

turd burglar

One who burgles turds

My cat took a crap and the dog ate it...he sure is a turd burglar

by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005

Burly Brawl

The name given to the action sequence that took place in a computer program called The Matrix in the film "The Matrix" in which super-Neo would battle more than 100 Agent Smiths in an extended orgy of kung fu.

As the team tossed ideas around for one hellacious fight scene that became known in-house as the Burly Brawl, Gaeta realized that the innovative technology he and his crew developed for The Matrix's ultra slo-mo action sequences would not be sufficient to bring the Wachowskis' new vision to the screen.


(Bullet Time was just the beginning. F/x guru John Gaeta reinvents cinematography with The Matrix Reloaded.

By Steve Silberman) {Wired Magazine issue 11.05 May 2003}

by LMC November 4, 2003