burlison

a person who steals anything he can, for a reaction from other people, or to just say he did. usually puts these things on craigslist or sells them to other fellow drug dealers, to sell to everyone else.

wow man, that guy TOTALLY pulled a burlison on your girlfriends car' 'yeah man, saw her purse on craigslist this morning, im beating his ass

by burlisonhater666 August 19, 2010

Burlison

Another term for the hairy, humid, raunchy area located between the testicles and the sphincter, commonly referred to as a taint.

Dude, I have an ingrown hair on my Burlison and it's killing me.

by Jerkmoore August 5, 2017

Kelly A. Burlison Middle School

kelly a. burlison middle school is a place full of T H O T S, fake girls, and player guys. everyone hates everyone but hides it. its full of poor people who buy off brand and fake yeezys to look cool. but they just get made fun of.

“they go to kelly a. burlison middle school they must be a fake thot, dont talk to them!”

by Stoopid anal February 24, 2019

Rick Burleson

Rick Burleson is one of the best Short Stop's in Boston Red Sox history. He had a fiery temper and always went balls out. Burleson was a true ball player. He played for the Sox from 1974-1980 until some douche bag traded him to the California Angels. He won a Gold Glove in 1979 and was a 4 time All Star.

Rick Burleson's nickname is the Rooster.

by Sean O'Leary September 7, 2007

Burleson

verb: To take a prolonged and foul smelling shit in the in-flight restroom on an airline
noun: A smelly shit taken while occupying the airline restroom for an inordinate period of time

He couldn't hold it until landing and dropped a nasty Burleson in first class.

by Squid Lips June 12, 2019

burleson

Hick cesspool, in which everyone is related to Kelly Clarkson. An active breeding ground for racial prejudice and ignorance.

where are you from?
burleson
where are your white sheets and burning cross?

by cathycrawdad December 29, 2010

burleson

also known as a burleson badass, burly or the burleson. someone who drives a would be muscle car if it were not a v6. must also have bleached tips, listen to his music as loud as possible like he would in high school and talk about high school like he was actually well liked. must act like a bad ass at all times with no exceptions, no matter what, for any reason. must also act like he is bigger than everyone, act like he makes more money than everyone despite being broke from his alcolism and drug addictions, act like he gets more girls than everyone and act like he is better than everyone. also, must act like being called a burleson or any variation is a compliment even though he is being made fun of.

burly, don't be a burleson.
i have more money than you. i just don't pay my rent because i am a burleson.

by Not a burleson April 6, 2007