blumpkin donuts 

The act of getting your dick sucked in the Dunkin' Donuts bathroom while shitting and eating a Dunkin donut.

Ron went to the bathroom with his newly purchased dozen donuts and starting chowing down while taking a shit. Then the cashier came in to clean and found Ron shitting with an open door. Not wanting to seem rude, she sucked Ron's dick. Boom, blumpkin donuts.

blumpkin donuts by tsobulker June 3, 2010

Blumpkin XR 

When a woman sucks a man off while he takes a shit into a frying pan. Then, after the shit is properly fried, the man fork feeds the poo to her.

"Oh baby I'm hungry"
-"Mmm, eat this Blumpkin XR, ho!"

Blumpkin XR by The Corester M. (knoxville bitches) December 24, 2007

Blumpkin XR 

The voluptuous task of getting's one's dick sucked while taking a shit into a frying pan. Once the shit has been seared to perfection, the man feeds the excrement into the second party's mouth.

(Sometimes abbreviated with BXR)

Why does your bitch's breathe smell like shit?
-Because I got a fucking Blumpkin XR last night, fool!

Blumpkin XR by The Blumpkologist, MD, PhD., XR December 29, 2007

blumpkin smoothy 

Punching a grumpy (pooping) Whilst getting a gagger (head) from someone with no teeth.

Your grandma gave me a blumpkin smoothy after watching The Golden Girls while your Grandpa was passed out on the couch.

blumpkin smoothy by Funny Pants February 9, 2010

blumpkin forearm shiver 

When the person who just received a blumpkin puts their arm elbow deep in the toilet and then closelines the person who just gave them the blumpkin.

Ben was enraged that Kristie used her teeth when he climaxed on the can so he immediatly gave her a blumpkin forearm shiver to let her know who's boss.

blumpkin forearm shiver by C Floods July 7, 2006

Blumpkin Breath 

After giving someone a Blumpkin, the word "Blumpkin Breathe" is when your mouth smells like the remains of Sperm, Penis, and possibly Feces.

You listen here you little Blumpkin Breathe! (To get someones attention when you know they have been giving the almighty Blumpkin)

Blumpkin Breath by OG FISHBONE January 14, 2010

Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise 

After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.

Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?

Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.

Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .

Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise by DAT MAD HATTER November 1, 2009