Buffalo Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job while defecating on the person's chest.

Things got pretty messy after that Buffalo Blumpkin she gave me.

by The great Timothy February 5, 2009

Dutch Blumpkin

This variation on the blumpkin is a blowjob on the toilet that includes the addition of a nearby blanket, trapping the sweet aroma much like the classic Dutch Oven.

The only way he'd take her back is if she'd give him a Dutch Blumpkin.

by Sootikin December 16, 2008

Blumpkin Bib

The paper toilet seat cover (ass gasket) used to protect the frontal area of one giving a Blumpkin. This protection is useful to ward off Blumpkin Backsplash Facials or Blumpkin Backfires. The ass gasket is slipped over the head and positioned as one would wear a bib with the center (head shaped) section hanging down for more frontal coverage.

Becasue we had to get back to the party, she used a Blumpkin bib to hide the evidence of the Blumpkin Facial.

by Darkcobra April 29, 2009

Blumpkin Gnome

a little creature who dances and makes noises when a blumpkin is being performed.

while suzy was giving bobby a blumpkin, a little Blumpkin Gnome appeared and danced itself around.

by goodespanol February 13, 2008

Frosty Blumpkin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked by someone, who has recently eaten ice, while taking a dump.

Brinton gave Dylan a Frosty Blumpkin in the mens room at Arctic Circle.

by Peatty August 30, 2009

half blumpkin

Like a blumpkin, but instead of receiving oral while taking a shit, one jerks off while taking a shit.

My girl wasn't around to give me a blumpkin, so I took matters into my own hands and gave myself a half blumpkin.

by EDawwg40 November 11, 2018

blumpkin fart

A fart so gnarly that if getting head at the same time would be considered a blumpkin.

"Yo Jim I ripped the nastiest blumpkin fart while that fat chick was giving me head."

by blumpkinman33333 February 26, 2010