Bernard

Coming from the phrase "Gutted Bernard" - Bernard is the phrase uttered when something unfortunate happens to someone. When you would usually say "Gutted", simply say "Bernard" as it carries more resonance

Also acceptable - Gutted Bernard, GB, Beeeeeerrrrrrrnnnnnaaaaaaarrrrrrddddddd, Ecclestone (Bernie)

"I just lost £50 betting Liverpool would win the league"
"Bernard"

"That girl refused to give me her number"
"Bernard"

by BennyHudson October 12, 2009

Bernardo

Person that just loves a good big black cock inside his asshole.

"That gay is so Bernardo."

by ZaXaXa October 30, 2016

Bernard

An ugly ass monkey that eats his own shit and is a man whore. He commonly dates people and after calls them Hoe he will get with anyone to use them. Bernards favorite food is dog piss

Bernard is disgusting

by Babygirrrl222 November 14, 2017

bernarded

to be pummeled to a bloody pulp, to awake in a dumpster by the hands of a tiny girl

Dude, I got beat up and woke up in a dumpster." "Dude, you just got bernarded.

by hey9999 July 27, 2011

barnard

the growing up of a male boy without an actual father figure, someone that had to teach themselves the lessons in life and as such missed a couple things.

Dude1: you dont know how to set a hook??

Dude2: No man, how do you set a hook?

Dude1: You gotta tug a little when you see a nibble.

Dude2: Oh, sorry, im such a barnard.

by Beaver81 August 7, 2008

Gill St. Bernard's

Daycare where education comes to die. Rich kids think they don't need to learn and they don't end up learning. Gill caters exactly to that. The teaching is lame, teachers hate their jobs (in all lower, middle and upper schools); it's usually in the last two months that anything of value is taught in the classroom. Some teachers are ex-gill students.. shows how great their education was- it couldn't even get them another job! Teachers are jealous of the kids and it shows. They do everything possible to stay behind state standard curriculums. Kids are mostly left to themselves. Resources are squandered on repeat mailings asking for exorbitant donations or to buy lottery tickets for cheap trinkets that even our dogs could afford. Even with all that wealth, educational standards are practically behind every other public school in the state, if not the nation. Science and math is non-existent, so if you want you kid to apply to dental school or get into a financial math program, this is not the place. They have way too much drama to do anyone any good, except the liberal arts crowd that ends up at Rutgers (if even that) or Raritan Community College (if even that). Everything is catered to pleasing the Prada parents who anyway aren't around most of the time to care what their kids are doing. It used to be a girls' school for theater studies... what would you expect?

You can count on your fingers the number of Gill St. Bernard's graduates that have gone on to (and graduated from) any top-thirty (let alone top-ten) undergraduate colleges or universities in the past two decades. That should tell you a lot about the emphasis Gill places on EDUCATION of the mind. Send your kids to school here and forget about them.

by cheapkate December 19, 2009

bernardita

An amazing human, cute and very creative, she does amazing art, Chilean and 17 years old, she's so lovely and she likes tøp <3

Wow, she's so creative and cute, she must be a Bernardita

by Spookyjofefa December 26, 2016