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soft stuffing the basket 

Attempting to have sex with a flaccid penis. Most likely to happen after a night of drinking
OMG- Drew was so drunk he spent HOURS soft stuffing the basket. I finally had to clue him in.....

skunk in a basket 

A sexual position where 2 people position themselves ass to ass and one person farts into the other person's anus.
Person 1: "Baby, do you want a skunk in a basket?"

Person 2: "aw yeah!"

Person 1: "Alright, bend over!"

fruits basket

Fruits Basket is about a Girl named Tohru.
She goes to live with Sohma Family and just as she moves in she uncovers a shocking secret. When a Sohma Family Member is hugged by the opposite sex they turn into there Zodiac Sign Animal. The Series gets better and better as it goes on. The last 2 Episodes are very emotional.
";-; The Last Episode of Fruits Basket was so sad"
fruits basket by FURABURU April 25, 2005

Chicken Strip Basket 

A sexual act where a girl bends her ass over and spreads her cheeks. The chicken strips or penises go into the girls ass. This can be done with 2 penises to 6 penises. After this, one person pours BBQ sauce into the girls ass to dip their "chicken strips" into the girl's ass the resembles the basket. After this, all people involved get serious diseases that could lead to death. For example, receiving and dying from AIDS or HIV.
Bro, we got the chicken strip basket from DQ. We all got AIDS and she died from the hard ass sex.

chinese basket trick 

It is a sex position where the woman is positioned in a sex swing and the man/dildo/woman with strap on is lyin on the ground. Instead of the normal in/out motion of "normal" sex, the woman spins around on the mans dick.
Omg! Last night she rode me like a merry-go-round hangin from the ceiling, chinese basket trick style!

Cunt Basket 

Someone who is so much of a cunt, or more than one cunt that they require a basket to contain themselves.
That cunt basket came over here and actually tried to apologize for what they said last night at the party.
Cunt Basket by burrrrrrrrrr January 21, 2009