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Barbara

Old white white lady found in the nooks and crannies of hair salons and huge churches. She will most definitely know all your sins and business before you do, and she will invite you to eat while condemning you for all your sins and then will leave you with the bill. She always has brown curled hair and badly applied red lipstick and nail polish. They can smell wine a mile away, and they always smell like cheap perfume and cobwebs. She will be seen in leopard print at the club on tuesdays (but she will claim it’s bible study). Also wears “Statement jewelry” that has nothing to do with their outfit and is black with gold.
The new prospect Barbara and the Vietnamese nail salon Barbara got in this huge fight! They were both drunk on cheap wine and fighting over another woman’s ex husband.
by Jonathan Steele December 7, 2018
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A privileged person complaining about the poor. (In reference to Barbara Burger's rant on Amazon.com's Facebook page).
Oh, you think poor people don't deserve rights? Bye, Barbara.
by Hail Seitan June 8, 2017
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Barbra: "I have three kids and want to speak to the manager"
by Ihopethisworksforscrabble December 16, 2018
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Barbara is a girl that you should never trust. They only think about themselves and even though they say they have the best intentions do they really. They think they are the best and want everything their way. If it's not their way it's not right. Barbara seem to think they know what best and they tend to try to control their friends and everyone around them. By controlling everything around them (including their friends) this is their way of making sure everything goes smoothly according to their standards. It is best to steer clear of any Barbara you see because they are toxic people who could potentially ruin your life.
"Oh you know Barbara, yeah she snitched on me and told my parents I drink."
"Oh yeah, I use to be friends with Barbara but stopped being friends with her because all she did was control my life."
by Brisel January 10, 2020
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A below average looking female who isn't the brightest and finds some way to complain about everything. Always ruins the mood and secretly no one likes her but still invites them to things
Friend: OMG she is such a Barbara
Other Friend: I know right
by sdafter July 12, 2019
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Any white baby boomer woman in New England. Usually a busybody who can't mind her own damn business and hates anything she thinks isn't normal middle class white American behavior. Usually a neighbor.
"Man, can you believe the woman across the street called the cops on me for changing my oil in my driveway?"
"Yeah like calm the fuck down, Barbara"
by Shinine June 13, 2018
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What’s up Barbara?
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