Turd Bandit

A sick prank where an unknown coworker defecates in another coworker's desk, usually the boss is the main target.

"The TURD BANDIT strikes again."

Turd Bandit by Toxic Bananas July 19, 2014

hoodie bandit 

A hoodie bandit is a person that plays the gps phone game ingress while always having a hoodie on. He/she will attack, cap, upgrade, and mod portals while hiding in bushes, laying down in the back of cars, hugging against walls, and quite simply, being an agent of the shadows. You won't see he/she coming, but if you do, it is because he/she is allowing it. His/her ingress expertise level is professional. Be ready to lose if he/she is your opponent.

Neveryoumindwho is such a hoodie bandit. I don't think I have a chance against them.

hoodie bandit by Deceit Hunter November 12, 2015

Spork bandit 

A person who shouldn't be trusted with a knife or fork. Therefore you have to give them a spork

That spork bandit dillon was so drunk last night we had to give him a spork with his chinese takeaway.

Spork bandit by W.p.abbott July 30, 2016

Dirty Bandit 

Verb - When 2 people are having sexual intercourse and someone runs in, interfering, sticks his or her penis in, pulls out, then runs away immediately.

Noun - someone who performs the act above.

"DIRTY BANDIT"

Dirty Bandit by The Dirty Dan September 22, 2016

Trash Bandit 

A colloquial term for a raccoon.

There's a trash bandit getting into my garbage cans.

Trash Bandit by Sir Rat July 18, 2017

One Armed Mexican Bandit 

When one pleasures themselves with a sprinkling of chilli sauce on the hand.

I had a great One armed Mexican bandit last night. Might have used too much chilli though my cock's still glowing!

One Armed Mexican Bandit by Buuung November 20, 2014

Ass Bandit 

One who sticks his choo choo in the rear tunnel. Going up the hershey highway.

I missed the pussy and became an ass bandit.

Ass Bandit by Dave F December 11, 2003