awkward silence

when a conversation between humans die because they run of subjects
worth talking or something inappropriate has been been said which makes the person or people too embarrassed to talk.

Example 1
Tim:your gay
Dog:.......(awkward silence)

by bottletopman May 7, 2009

Awkward Turtles Babies Die

After making Awkward Turtle and the lovely Awkward Turtle makes Babies, if the awkward moment continues to persist (and refuses to be broken with verbal acknowledgment), the right Awkward Turtle Baby gets carried off by a seagull (signified by your hand shaking and floating up and to the right) and the left Awkward Turtle Baby drowns in the roaring tide of awkwardness (signified by your hand shaking and falling down and to the left). Thus killing the awkward moment in it's entirety.

Creepy guy at work: Hey girl...

Girl: .....*awkward turtle*

Creepy guy at work: You wanna come to a show with me on saturday?

Girl: ......*awkward turtle makes babies*

Creepy guy at work: ..You can bring your boy. I'll pay.

Girl: ............................*Awkward turtles babies die*

by Stiffeh March 9, 2010

awkward film sex moment

When a family is watching a supposedly clean film, and a sexual, usually very lewd joke/act is made, and both parents and children refuse to laugh in order to not be embarrassed.

"OH jonny, come on me!"

*awkward silence*

"Well, that was an awkward film sex moment!"

by WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDD May 10, 2009

Make awkward sexual advances not war

that hot girl on the side of the urban dictionary page who is wearing the socialy awkward t shirts that we all want to fuck.

hey want to Make awkward sexual advances not war

by Make awkward sexual advances n May 28, 2009

awkwardity

noun used to denote an awkward situation. It is infinitely better than the alternate, yet more commonly used word - awkwardness.

"The awkwardity increased exponentially when Caitlin took her pants off"

by magical lioplurodon January 2, 2008

Awkward Fourth Wheel

n. The state of tagging along on a date in which you are not the only one tagging along. Normally this would not be a problem unless you are already dating someone and have no intention of cheating. This is the rare opportunity where there are TWO awkward third wheels. Take the following example:

Dude, I was totally an awkward fourth wheel on Pete's date with Chelsea because Lauren was sick. Chelsea brought a friend but she was shit ugly plus I have a girlfriend.

by Jtime2 February 24, 2009

Awkward Enabler

Term used to call someone who has a habit of making any situation awkward.

A person who enables awkwardness.

As soon as arpit walked in the party, it became awkward. he's such a awkward enabler.

by BBoy JuiceBox December 21, 2010