ass assassain

someone or something that rapes/assassinates asses when the person or thing is not looking

Tom is such an ass assassain,did you see him just assassinate Jon on the playground today.

by Ryan Bates December 23, 2008

Double-stick assassin

A double-stick polo. A fake Ralph Lauren polo.

Ron was rocking a double-stick assassin today.

by Bob Tomas December 26, 2008

Assassin

A character in Diablo II: Lord of Destruction.

The Assassin picked up your body, biatch.

by pro-nun-see-A-shun February 25, 2003

Assassin

Two asses that are in.

Get that assassin, we need three for the party!

by INTERNET H8 MACHINE January 11, 2008

Monsoon Assassin

When you wake up before your one night stand does, quietly place a fan in front of her face...turn it on full blast while urinating from the reverse side into the blades. She will never know what hit her.

See also Pecos Bill

Woods woke up Erin last night with the full force of the Monsoon Assassin.

by The Silent Duck December 29, 2007

Assassin

one of the last descendents of the hashashin; they still gather under certain planetary alignments not to kill but to honour their forefathers through mystic rituals. once the higher cerebral level has been achieved, they are free to plot the downfall of the god who betrayed them and the return of the dark lord their master

i once knew an assassin, or at least i thought i did

by servant of the baron September 24, 2003

assassin

A Guild Wars profession specializing in combo attacks attacks and shadow abilities. Attributes include:

Critical Strikes
Dagger Mastery
Deadly Arts
Shadow Arts

The assassin lashed out at the W/Mo and shadow stepped back to safety.

by Domino-the-Drow June 28, 2006