Douchebags Apprentice

A douchebag wannabe, a douchebag in training. One that follows a certified, card carrying, journeyman douchebag, picking up on all the tricks and general douchebaggery, in effort to fulfill his journey into full fledged douchebagism.

Joe: That Justin, although still a pud-whack, Is getting pretty douchey.

Carl: Yeah I hear he's a Douchebags Apprentice. He's been hanging with a real Douchebag lately, so it's bound to rub off.

by Bubba Ganush November 1, 2012

Gordo approach

When someone gets friend zoned and they stay friends with the person hoping that they will realize who really is their soulmate. Usually doesn’t work out too well in real life.

I heard Sam got friend zoned, I bet he’ll try the Gordo approach next.

by HoomanLikesJA May 2, 2020

Boner Apron

A personal protective device designed to conceal rage boners.

My co-worker REALLY pissed me off today. Luckily, I was wearing my boner apron so no one could see just how angry I was.

by Garf144 June 22, 2020

Hyram approved

When a brand has been hyram approved it has been proven to be good for your skin

Omg this cleanser was hyram approved

by Jess.c December 1, 2020

autism approved

Clothes or fabric that is soft and comfortable enough to the autistic touch.

This sweater is Autism Approved

by Greedsaccident February 16, 2021

WIzard Apprentice

A 20+ year old virgin.

Julian became 20 on the 18th of September 2021 and was still a virgin. He is now walking the path of a Wizard and thus became a Wizard Apprentice, so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.

by LonelyAndrogyn September 17, 2021

WIzard Apprentice

A 20+ year old virgin.

Julian became 20 on 18th of September 2021 and was still a virgin. He is now walking the path of a Wizard and thus became a Wizard Apprentice, and so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.

by LonelyAndrogyn September 18, 2021