Appron

Adj. refering to a male. To live without pron (or porn) and thus extremely productively.

I went appron for three months and finished two novels, but I had such severe blueballs that one time toward the end, I came when I sneezed.

Appron by MarcusFuckingAurelius December 11, 2010

Blue Apron 

A food delivery service that deals almost exclusively in raisins, almonds, and vinegar. If it’s not sour and crunchy, it’s not Blue Apron.

Look at your hand? Nothing in it? Well, look at your other hand. You may be surprised to find $10 dollars in this hand. What to do? What to do? If you’re feeling hungry, you may be in luck because that $10 dollars can go a long way toward your next meal of choice. Heck, you can head on down to the local Qdoba and nom nom through a delicious double steak bowl with a side of chips and queso with 10 whole dollars. No one would knock you for making that choice, but you have another choice. You could choose to take that 10 dollars and have a combination of raisins, almonds, and vinegar delivered right to your door as many times a week as your little heart desires! This way you can take it upon yourself to cook up a nice, sour, grool after having spent that last 12 hours in the miserable hell hole you call a job. Blue Apron is the perfect excuse to don an apron, sharpen up those knives you got 10 years ago at your wedding, and dirty up every pot and pan in the house.

Here’s some excellent Blue Apron recipes:
1. Raisin and almond patties with a nice vinegar dipping sauce.
2. Raisin and almonds frozen in vinegar ice cubes to chill a nice glass of straight vinegar.
3. Raisin and almond kabobs(toothpicks not provided) grilled with a vinegar glaze.
4. Raisin/almond shooters with a vinegar base.

Blue Apron by Darren Besert October 26, 2017

apronym

Apronym, a portmanteau of apropos and acronym, is a word which, as an acronym or backronym, has a meaning related to the meaning of the words constituting the acronym or backronym; such as PLATO for "Programmed Logic for Automated Teaching Operations" alluding to Plato, the philosopher and teacher.

"Oral tradition indicates that the fish was the recognition symbol of the first Christians. The Greek word for it is ICHTYS, with the individual letters of the apronym for Iesòus Christòs Theòu Yiòs Sotèr (Jesus Christ the Son of God the Savior)."

apronym by natalie portmanteaux July 1, 2021

naked apron 

It is an outfit where the only thing worn is an apron. It can be worn with other forms of apparel such as socks, stockings, or panties. Any form of shirts, bras, and pants are not allowed.

It is preferred if a sexy women wore this.

Kumagawa's dream was for every girl to wear nothing but a naked apron. It has yet to be achieved.

naked apron by Randomzooanimal December 9, 2012

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING 

It's a sentence to describe how cool the context is. It can be used to "rick roll" when the lewd context comes in.

-When there is a storm everything is either flying or struggling except the object is standing still, you play this song or just type I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING by ratflicker June 27, 2022

PLEASE APPROVE

PLEASE VOTE TO ADD THIS

PLEASE APPROVE THIS AND ADD IT

PLEASE APPROVE by wagglyopposum December 6, 2018

approve new words 

A feature on Urban Dictionary that let's you approve the definitions thought up by the masses (because the people who run Urban Dictionary have gotten too lazy to do it themselves). Most of them tend to be names submitted by egotistical teenagers (see urbandictionary names), and the few that are funny or at least relevant often times don't get approved because half of the people using the "approve new words" section are just trying to push their own shitty name submission.

I tried out UD's approve new words feature and all I saw were ass-kissing name submissions.

approve new words by thisplacesucksass April 8, 2015