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apple

where you stick a apple in a girls mouth and give her anal so she cant squel
a pig with an apple in it's mouth
by lotaz January 3, 2008
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Apple

A fruit of seduction by the devil to the woman when she was together with her other half in the Garden of Eden, from the beginning, as though she needed one to get excited when a strawberry would do.
The apple is like the fruity equivalent of the “unlucky Friday 13,” which has received such a bad press from superstitious folks, who would blame the date for anything that could possibly go wrong on that “evil day.”
by MathPlus September 13, 2021
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apple

A great computer hardware/software company. Period. People who tout the benefits of Windows-based machines are inflexible, incorrigible, and inept. Take a look at the votes given to other definitions of apple. Notice that Carlos Net's spectacular entry has more than twice the number of thumbs-ups than thumbs-downs. Notice also that all of the entries bashing on Apple Computers received overwhelming amounts of thumbs-downs. Just take a look, you sorry little Windows-users, trapped in your cages of XP, ME, NT, and 2K. I pity you.
Mmmm...Apple's G5 tower...*drools*
by Coolguy! May 26, 2005
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Apple

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, LOOKING FOR THE DEFINITION OF APPLE! IT'S THE FIRST EDIBILITY YOU LEARNED ABOUT!
Friend 1: The meaning of apple is like, so, like, totally obscure.
Friend 2: *facepalm*
by BjorntheKorn November 4, 2011
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Apple

The most awesome computer company ever. (See also Macintosh, iPod, Alaskan Firedragon, (yes they created them,) and iPhone,
Apple Rocks!!!
by Swimman March 24, 2009
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Apple

why thats a fine apple you have there.
can i try some of your apple juice ?
by Joe willbourne April 27, 2005
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Apple

1. First fruit you think of when hearing the word ''fruit''.
2. A company selling people with too low self esteem and too much money i-products to give them the access to the i-community, which consists of folks feeling superior to everyone who doesn't want to waste his money.
1.To make people not always thinking about this newschool company apple I write the oldschool fruit ''æpple''.
2.He wanted to commit suicide, but then he bought himself a i-Phone and now hes respected by everyone.
by Wrich April 6, 2013
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