aol

AOL = Awww out loud.

when someone says something cute to you online ... that makes you say "Awww" out loud.

cute girl: "you are so good ... you make me smile"
cute boy: "aol"

by CBCB June 12, 2006

AOL

boycott ao smell. ao smel aint no good to man nor beast

hi its good to see that ppl are already boycotting aol for there own diffrent resons i have had alot of trouble with them and i just tryed to cancel but they told me i was legaly bound buy a one year contract i still have 5 months to go on. but my reaons for boyoctt are lol yes they are total rubbish but 30 percent of aol investment portfolio is investied in to israel and in 1998 aol recived an award by the prime minister for there help in building the infrastructre of israel whom the real humanitarians know is an occupation in stolen land form the palastinian ppls
other company to boycott for those who care r coke cola, mcdonalds, disney, cat (caterpiller), lo,real, tesco, sainsburys.

by bobski September 12, 2008

AOL

AOL, Inc. and its subsidiaries operate a leading network of Web brands and the largest Internet access subscription service in the United States. Brands include the AOL® service, the AOL.com® website, and the AIM®, MapQuest®, Moviefone®, Netscape®, CompuServe® and ICQ® services. AOL offers a range of digital services including the TotalTalk® voice service. The company also has operations in Canada and Europe. AOL, Inc. is based in Dulles, Virginia, and is a wholly owned subsidiary of Time Warner Inc.

Bob: What's your ISP?
Paul: AOL

by Mike162006 July 24, 2008

AOL

acronym for Atrophied Otter Lips. thin, dry, weak lips inappropriate for fellatio.

antonym: DSL, dick-sucking lips.

After my ex's crappy AOL, I was blown away by the DSL of the hottie I met at the bar last night.

by k9_mk5 February 22, 2011

aol

I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees...

Lol stfu u nuub suckers

by dude December 22, 2004

AOL-Touch

The AOL-Touch is the effect when AOL purchases a popular website and then the entire website is converted into a steaming pile of shit due to AOL's lack of proficiency.

Example: AOL buys Engadget and all of their writers quit so everyone stops reading it due to the AOL-Touch.

by Garglerox May 17, 2011

AOL disk

1. A nice jumbo drink coaster.
2. See frisbee

Wow, I can set two beers on this AOL disk!

by star8706 November 7, 2003