Alondra Gonzalez

Alondra is the kind of girl that makes the ugliest girl feel beautiful because of how ugly she is.She is the kind of person that makes you cry because of how ugly she is.She is that one annoying girl in your class that no one really like.Her favorite hobby is to bug people that dont like her.

Girl1: (Cry)
girl2: Why are you crying?
Girl1:I just saw Alondra Gonzalez (cry more)

Boy1:Alondra Gonzalez keeps calling me her bestfriend but i dont even like her.
Boy2:Oh my god she does that to me too so annoying. (sad)

by TheHonestOne28 October 30, 2018

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Alousy

alousy , the most giant hearted and selfless girl ever . she will do anything for the people she loves . if she is in a relationship she is extremely loyal and always grateful for the little things . alousy laughs like a literal pig but everyone loves it . she isn’t afraid of people she knows all though is overly shy with new people . she’s a great friend , sibling , wife/girlfriend and person .

random person : *falls over*

alousy : “omg are you okay”

random person: “you made me drop my 🥜 “

by heyguyswelcomejesus January 27, 2019

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aloukika

suck my dick and feed me grapes

Hey aloukika!

by sxckmydxck February 11, 2019

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alodorm

A hypnotic Benzodiazepine drug that helps people with severe insomnia. The brand Alodorm is Australian, and is he generic brand of Mogadon. It comes in a bottle of 25 x 5mg tablets. The medication should only be used for a short term, as there is the high probability of tolerance to the drug.

Hey Brocky, Got any Alodorms? On nightshifts and can't sleep.

by Dr Koch August 20, 2019

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