UNCLE ALBERT

Old sea dog off the hit comedy, 'Only Fools and Horses.' Most famous for continuously talking about his adventures in WW2, even though he's told them a million times before ( especially to his nephews Delboy and Rodney. )

Delboy, "This better not be another story about your adventures in the war?"
Uncle Albert, " I wasn't gonna you bloody little know it all. During the 1939 to 1945 conflict with Germany..."

by G Duffin June 22, 2006

Aberzombie

Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttox. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies. The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates. The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.

Kid Plasterd with Abercrombie clothing:"Hey! Whats up?"Kid:(Mummbles to slef)"Aberzombie..."

by RoboChick May 10, 2009

Albertsstuff

Albertsstuff (also known as flamingo or Albert ) is a roblox youtuber who changed channels cause he used to curse and didn’t make any ad revenue from YouTube he changed to a channel called flamingo which is very popular now. Anyways his old channel was very funny but I’m not mad that he changed it because his new channel is funny anyways

Dude albertsstuff’s last video was so funny.

by dumb meme's September 9, 2020

Fat Albert

A particularly large turd that stretches out your sphincter and causes you to scream "Hey! Hey! Hey!" as you pass it.

Jim: Aw, dude! I just dropped a Fat Albert and my poo-hole is on fire!

Mike: Man, that sucks almost as much as Dane Cook.

Jim: Whoa now! It's nowhere near that bad!

by MegatronIsGod September 7, 2007

abercrombie & fitch

Clothing Brand.

I don't wear it, but I've got nothing against it.

You pseudo goth whiners need to chill out about labeling people snobs and bitches because the shop at a particular store. I could turn that same logic around and say that everyone who shops at Hot Topic is a talentless, whiny, wanna be rocker. Or emo.

by Hartcore February 27, 2005

Abercrombie thug

A person, typically a male, with an inclination to wear Abercrombie and Fitch clothing but whom still acts as if he is a thug or hardass.

That faggot is just an Abercrombie thug.

by Jario Florez March 10, 2005

Alberto Gonzales

(v) To dodge out of an appointment previously made by making the excuse that "You didn't recall" then, being pressed about your flakiness, responding "It's classified"

Jerry ducked out on going to the movies, then when I asked him about it he Alberto Gonzalesed me!


I didn't want to go to my family reunion, so I Alberto Gonzalesed out of it.

by straightedgepunk123 June 26, 2008