asian illusion

Refers to how it is difficult to tell the age of an asian as they always appear younger than they are. They have the illusion of looking young forever.

"Can I see some ID please?" - cashier
"Sure, but I'm 29 years old" - asian suffering from asian illusion
"Sorry, I thought you were under-age!" - cashier
" No, it's just the asian illusion" - asian suffering from asian illusion

by Princeout July 1, 2011

Asian School Girl Syndrome

When one complains that they performed poorly on an academic examination, project, presentation, or other assignment soon after its completion, and then proceeds to out performs his/her expectations.

Oh nooooo I did so bad on my final, I failed, I failed!" two weeks later "OMG I got an A+! how did this happen!? I did soo bad!"

Shettup Lee, i'm tired of your Asian School Girl Syndrome, you always get A+!

by Frankenshtern December 15, 2010

Asia

She is very shy when you don't know her but when your friends you will bring it out in her she is now outgoing and everybody wants to be friends. She is beautiful and is smart. People always call her short but in reality she is as tall as them she hates jokes about the continent ASIA. She is a great listener loves to help and is very funny she is amazing and is apart of the BTS Army

Rossi's best bro not best friend
Oh you must be talking about asia

by Deviles_angel December 7, 2019

Asian Tiger

1) A term for the rising economic powers of East Asia, including Singapore, Taiwan, South Korea, and Hong Kong.

2) A colloquialism for an attractive older woman of Asian descent who is sexually active with younger men; the Asian equivalent of a cougar.

1) Many attribute the rise of the "Asian Tiger" nations to the economic leadership of Japan, via the Flying Geese model of development.

2) Dude, did you see billy last night- he totally hooked up with that hot Asian Tiger!

by gorodetsky October 30, 2009

asian migration

the migration that almost every single asian family, who lives in canada, to either Toronto or British Colombia. Because of the lower living costs in other provinces, they move there for the minimum 2 years, then eventually leave to go to Toronto or B.C. because they are bigger cities.

person 1: the tagawas moved already?
person 2: yup, their 2 years were up. heard they were going to toronto.
person 1: damnnn thats some asian migration right there..

by concon2 October 11, 2010

asian second

When two Asians cross paths, the extra moment or double take they spend looking at each other to check if they are friends or already know each other.

Kevin: Why didn't you say hi to Lily when she walked by?

Jennifer: Oh, weird - I had an asian second but didn't recognize her at all!

by the_ampharos December 15, 2011

asian paprika

n. a person who is lenient when it comes to certain situations that are making one's mind in an altered state of consciousness (possibly thinking too fast, having too many thoughts at once, or overthinking in general) therefore, despite the given situation he/she tends to stay clam and sort things out despite the shit he/she has to deal with.

"I cannot explain—my brain is on fire, I think—but try to judge with lenience."

-Margarita's Soul,
Ingraham Lovell

n. a compassionate person

She's like a mild spice with a rich flavor.

How come?

Well, every time she volunteers for the victims all she gets assigned to is do all the dirty work and still be fine with that.

That clearly shows her compassion.

Yea, an asian paprika.

by Carnet Tusco May 6, 2017