by Metacritic April 1, 2008
Get the Ashley Alexandre Dupre mug.The most beautiful women you will ever meet, inside & out. She's so angelic you will swear she's from another universe. She will never judge you, only shower you with acceptance and teach you better (perhaps followed with a hard slap across the face.) She has no idea how amazing she truly is either. Her imperfections fit her like a glove-as if she were meant to be this beautiful catastrophe you can't help but stare at/get lost in. But don't forget, the devil was once an angel too, & this one was blessed with mad game and hard feelings, leftover from bitter heartaches and heartbreaks. If you ever get the time of day & are stupid enough to cross her, she will take back her endless amount of loyalty and shatter your heart into a million pieces faster than she gave it to you. She tries to stay low and keep to herself, yet everyone is always asking about her. She makes friends very easily but is always wise about who she keeps around for the long-term. She loves supporting other women, and although some won't like her, it's typically because they are filled with jealousy & hate of what she is. Although at times she can be very quiet and shy, she has a mind of her own & probably more balls to say what's on it than any of you do. She's independent and will have no problem reminding you of that. She's full of all the love and resilience in the world and is truly just a one of a kind. Not to mention, she ages like a glass of fine wine. I will always be rooting for my beloved Ashleigh.
GUY 1: "BRO WHO ARE THOSE GROUP OF PPL STANDING OVER THERE?"
GUY 2: " OH, WE CALL THOSE THE ASHLEIGH S. STANS"
GUY 3: "YEAH, ONCE YOU JOIN THE CLUB THERE'S NO GETTING OUT... JUST ASK OUR BUDDY JAKE."
GUY 2: " OH, WE CALL THOSE THE ASHLEIGH S. STANS"
GUY 3: "YEAH, ONCE YOU JOIN THE CLUB THERE'S NO GETTING OUT... JUST ASK OUR BUDDY JAKE."
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by That1weeb.org October 16, 2020
Get the Ashley WSFD mug.Describable none other than a very thing and wirey man, probably the spawn of J. Edgar Hoover with Cromwellian tendencies of stamping out opposing views on mock exams, his handling of the staff and ultimately his ability to effectively control the pandemic. He's long given up the stakeout, the binoculars and the wire taps in favour of installing more cameras right outside the s-block to prevent misdemeanors from the students and the subsequent microphones in the cameras to prevent criticism of him. Some never return. The more criticizing of him the discussion topic is, the crueler his Xi Jinping-like tactics and his iron fist becomes. His past is riddled with rejection, depression, lack of a 20 grand kitchen (with an island in the middle), lack of a 17 grand silver ford fiesta, inability to properly cover up his oppressive tactics or maintain friendships. This arena or "school" is precisely the drug he need to fulfill his illusions of grandeur and the taste of power over others. Oppose him and his secret police consisting of Swaffer, Mulligan and Brooker will silence you quickly and effectively. Avoid him at all costs and find real humans to talk to.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Ashley Tomlin?"
Person 2: "No?"
Person 1 *Gets assassinated by Swaffer*
Person 2: "No?"
Person 1 *Gets assassinated by Swaffer*
by awootism1212121 November 13, 2020
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This term refers to a gratuitous back-handed pop in the testicles, as delivered by Ashley Schaeffer to Kenny Powers in the HBO series Eastbound and Down.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
The church pastor failed to see the humor in my quick and ruthless delivery of an ashley schaeffer to his holy ballsack. Maybe I should have waited until the sermon was over.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 23, 2009
Get the ashley schaeffer mug.The name of the girl that WILL forever change your life. Ashley is the most beautiful, adorable, pretty woman in this world, She is smart, funny, silly and a bit of a clutz. Once you meet an Ashley you won't be able to take the name out of your head, everything will be ASHLEY. An Ashley will always be by your side, shes caring, loving and kind.. and can also be stubborn for good reasons. Ashley is an amazing girlfriend and she'll never let you down, she'll give you every reason to fight for everything you believe in. If you ever happend to be with an Ashley... DON'T EVER LET GO!! She'll be the main core of your life... FOREVER.
Ashley, FOREVER
by Cloudorkable April 9, 2015
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