A clunky ISP whose message boards and chat rooms are infested with the most loathsome, illiterate, ignorant, brain-damaged, psychotic, neanderthalic, arrogant, petulant, knuckle-dragging, degenerate, gutter-dwelling, putrid, grotesque, macho blowhard, bible-thumping, unbelievably racist protohumanoid filth that ever crawled out of a toilet bowl in a gas station men's room somewhere. The only reason I still have AOL is to continue my sociological studies of AOL's cancerous abominations that crawl out from under their rocks to post there. It's an internet hive for the absolute scum of American society.
My current theory is that every one of the Aint-It-Cool-News inbreds are AOL members; the shitheaded mentality is identical even down to the same style of illiteracy.
by Mr. Blond April 8, 2007
Get the aolmug. An Odd Lemur sent me a metal box which I used to store my good CDs. I played frisbee with An Odd Lemur disk
by Mangledbabyducks June 4, 2003
Get the aolmug. 
AOL = Awww out loud.
when someone says something cute to you online ... that makes you say "Awww" out loud.
when someone says something cute to you online ... that makes you say "Awww" out loud.
by CBCB June 12, 2006
Get the aolmug. 
I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees...
by dude December 22, 2004
Get the aolmug.