Jordan Alert

When a friend, or friendly acquaintance or former employee goes missing and needs to be found but it's no big deal because he or she often goes missing.

I put out a Jordan Alert on Facebook, I hope he sees it on his friends feeds and brings me the twenty bucks he owes me.

by Beamerzzz February 19, 2019

Twerk Alert

An indication that when a vibrating booty is so powerful during a twerk session, it sends out twerk singles to the male species.

TWERK ALERT! TWERK ALERT! TWERK ALERT!

by ciabear August 8, 2015

Alert Fatigue

The feeling you get when you have received so many alerts or notifications that you no longer care.

She could be experiencing alert fatigue and is ignoring anything at this point that hits her phone.

by Leonai_art February 21, 2020

Amber Alert

Uh oh, a kid got stoled!

Guy 1: Hey, where did (child) go?
Guy 2: oh he got stoled
Guy 1: Uh oh, Amber Alert!

by happyfoxUD April 16, 2020

Amber Alert

An amber alert is code for somebody sh*ting in your bed.

I woke up in the morning and my ex had left me an amber alert in the middle of the night.

by Ur_moms_kryptonite April 27, 2022

Soiler Alert

The act of letting people around you know that you are about to shit your pants.

Hey guys, Major soiler alert coming!

by Dillon Conner July 9, 2011

Amber Alert

When your significant other shits in the bed.

I went to make the bed this morning and there was an Amber alert.

by 5 Sack June 15, 2022