cunt pickle

a pickled cucumber which is made by inserting a cucumber into a cunt and leaving it there for several days.

that cunt pickle tasted like fish...

cunt pickle by shiiv November 27, 2009

Cunt Poo 

The medical condition where a woman passes excrement through her vaginal passage and urinates from her anus.

1. Mary felt embarrassed when the front of her skirt blew up when she farted and dropped a Cunt Poo.

2. Ann had Irish skidmarks after a violent Cunt Poo.

Cunt Poo by Witse March 29, 2009

Cunt Missle 

A tampon left inside the vagina for long enough to build up gasses and be launched out by pressure. Often perpously to attack elderly

It is a false fact that women were not used on the battle frield in WWI/WWII. They served at cunt missle launchers.

Cunt Missle by Mr Evil Betty April 18, 2004

cunt mumbler 

This refers to a vagina that undergoes a horrifically extreme orgasm experience has the ability to sound similar to when a female moans deeply during extreme satisfaction. In rare cases, it is mistaken as queefing.

After turning off the vibrator, Jane realized that it was her cunt mumbler that was making noises during her extreme orgasms.

cunt mumbler by thadelus January 30, 2009

cunt cunt cunt 

Used when expressing someone of particular bad taste.
Often gets you thrown out of Pizza Express/numerous pizzeria.

cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt!

cunt cunt cunt by Total_bloody_ledge March 31, 2015

Cunt Punch 

The name of the act of dropping on the knees and uppercutting the vagina. It bends the clitoris while also traumatizing the tender area near the labia.

"Marlene slapped me, so I dropped on my knees and cunt punched that pendeja."

Cunt Punch by Boy Blue October 21, 2008

cunt waffle 

Another way to say cunt, yet will piss off a girl even more.

Guy: you cunt waffle
Girl: wtf! im not only a cunt. im a cunt waffle.

cunt waffle by krack May 13, 2005