toiletghosts

some mf on the clock app that asked for this

Girl YESSS!! go follow toiletghosts

by A GUILLOTINE January 3, 2022

Toice

Someone on Douyin who asks, “Are you a foreigner?”

Tim: “Are you all foreigners?”
Chat room host: “Uh oh! We have a toice in the room.”

by Difficulthumor January 7, 2022

toidist

prejudiced against or antagonistic toward a person or people based on their membership to a particular human/animal inter-species hybrid group.

Her face was scalier than this stinky iguana I saw on the Galapagos once -- totally gross! I'm only having sexual relations with pure-blood humans from now on!

Bro, you are totally toidist!

by DavidIcke666 January 19, 2022

Toids

Curiously strong

That smell was toids man

by MakaveliBang January 22, 2022

Toilet paper

A piece of cloth-like paper with mostly 100-500 pieces of paper to wipe your booty and your ¥

I used toilet paper to wipe me booty hole

by Lizard_Monster99 January 24, 2022

Toilet

A toilet is a piece of sanitary hardware that collects human urine and feces, and sometimes toilet paper, usually for disposal. Flush toilets use water, while dry or non-flush toilets do not. They can be designed for a sitting position popular in Europe and North America with a toilet seat, with additional considerations for those with disabilities, or for a squatting posture more popular in Asia (see squat toilet). In urban areas, flush toilets are usually connected to a sewer system that leads to septic tanks in isolated areas. The waste is known as blackwater and the combined effluent including other sources is sewage. Dry toilets are connected to a pit, removable container, composting chamber, or other storage and treatment device, including urine diversion with a urine-diverting toilet.

Hey bro I need to use the toilet!
Oh it’s right next to my bedroom and the closet

by Α January 24, 2022

toilet

soming you flush like (your leftovers)

flush your toilet

by STOBRIDGE January 27, 2022