Penny Nose

Someone who refuses to spend money on anything other than necessities.

"Stop being a Penny Nose and lets go to the movies"

by Mucho Machado February 18, 2009

Swamp Nose

When you take your sweaty ass from a hard day of work and rub your asshole across somones nose

holy shit man i got swamp nosed last night when i passed out

by ChevyDmax69 August 16, 2008

albino nosebleed

An "albino nosebleed" is a sexual act that is achieved from oral sex. To achieve, firmly place both hands on the back of your partners head 10 to 20 seconds before ejaculation. While ejaculating, continue to apply pressure to back of head and do not release partner until completion. Wallah! Your partner should have seman draining from nasal cavity.

"My old lady tried to tell me the other day to not cum in her mouth! I said fuck it and gave that bitch an albino nosebleed!"

by Spock Spacedock February 18, 2010

drunk nose

A term used to describe the natural phenomenon wherein an individual has a lesser sense of smell when under the influence of alcohol.

Rob: "I can't stand the smell of cigarettes when I'm sober, but they're not bothering me now that I'm wasted."

Borat:"You have the drunk nose. Very nice."

by ace71730 June 26, 2010

red nose flight

a flight taken on christmas eve in order to get home for christmas morning.

i waited till the last minute to buy my flight home for christmas, so i've gotta take a red nose flight in order to get there in time to open presents.

by mrs. steele July 2, 2010

Cuckoo nose

Generally used as a noun to describe someone who did something goofy or silly.

Why did you put Fruity Pebbles in your jell-o? You're such a cuckoo nose!

by Chopped Liver May 14, 2010

Brown-Nosed Marsupial

Describes someone who at first appears to be very original or independent, but when it comes down to it actually goes out of their way to kiss up to their boss or superiors.

You know when I first met you, I thought you were cool, but after seeing you sucking up to the boss, I now realize you're just another brown-nosed marsupial

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010