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noustache 

(n.) The absence or lack of a moustache.
After he shaved, Admiral Adama walked around the ship to show off his conspicuous noustache to the crew.
noustache by Clark, Dick August 5, 2008
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Nostache 

When a man has a moustache but you can't tell where the nose hair stops and the moustache begins.
"Man, Bill has a hell of a nostache going on.."
Nostache by Terrance Yothwater June 29, 2014
Word of the Day on July 10, 2014

Nostache 

Hair visible above the upper lip that grow and protrude out of a man's Nostrils appearing like a Nose moustaches.
Example 1: Man get rid of these nostaches.
Example 2: He has so many Nostaches that he can barely breathe through his Nose.
Nostache by medicophilic August 1, 2014

noustache 

a moustache having sex
have you ever seen a noustache?
noustache by FPM June 7, 2007

nostache 

a mustache on the nose
Mike needed to wax his nostache before this evening's dinner party.
nostache by malta12 March 5, 2011
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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