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Chris wood depression

the really sad feeling, that usually happens around 1am, when you realise you are never going to be able to marry Chris wood because he'll never know you
Chris just posted a insta pic dam now I have chris wood depression :(

chris guarino 

fuckin legend, can be a simp at times but is totally capable of rocking your world (ladies and men) overall best guy you can ever meet
Chris Guarino has a massive peen dude holy moly.
chris guarino by punaniman February 19, 2021

Chris Cook

Cutest man in the world. He is In touch with his emotions and the gives the BEST snuggles in the world. He can lift you up when you are feeling down. He always works really hard at his job, and is never done learning. He has a beautiful imagination. And only wants the best for everyone around him. He would dance with the stars if he could. He is the kind of man that will wiggle to some music with a blanket over his head pretending to be a ghost. He is funny and also really likes stupid memes and that parts not debatable.
A Chris cook is what you need in your life.
Chris Cook by Alexandragon123 February 23, 2021

Chris’s Mom 

The hottest and sluttiest hoe on the West Coast
I fucked Chris’s mom last night

Chris Vanderkooy 

Handsome daddy with an amazing mustache::)
Who's your favorite member of Peach Pit?
Ah, easy, it's Chris Vanderkooy!
Chris Vanderkooy by Oofian March 20, 2021

Chris Houps 

Houps a man intent on messing with Hawaiians!
A Chris Houps is an adolescent and hairy as part of their hipster lifestyle

Houps Always be talking s*** about Hawaiians!
Chris Houps by Portuguese Fabio March 24, 2021