my autistic fucking brother

Literally my 6' tall brother, he is fucking autistic (acoustic), he has he smallest cock in the world, and is gay af, yet homophobic. Even if he is autistic and bully's me (🥺), I luv him.

Sami: *shows pictures of drawn birds* Stella, Which one is ur favorite?
Stella: *points to one made of scribbles* that one
Sami: the spoiled ass nephew?
Stella: he looks autistic
Sami: just like my autistic fucking brother.*laughs slightly*
Stella:*walks away concerned*

by Oddy- Bitch January 23, 2024

Pity Fuck

When you fuck a person out of pity. for example you know that Angela cant get laid, so you fuck her out of pity, so she feels better, even though, she will never pull a guy

Im gonna pity fuck Angela because she aint gonna get laid no time soon

by HideousMuffin January 24, 2024

Fuck... Your... Kids

I can't say it enough.

Hym "Seriously. Fuck... Your... Kids. And not actively... OR actively, actually. That's actually the silver lining to the whole Israel vs Palestine. The dead kids. And I'm not going to have a gay son, Sean. Because the women aren't fucking me. They are fucking that retard explicitly for having a fat cock and nothing else. So nothing that happens to them matters as far as I'm concerned. That's called 'equity' Jordan. In economics, 'equity' means having a stake in a company. In broader terms, 'equity' means having a stake in society. But you likely already know this. So, why don't you want people to have a stake in society? Well, you won't be able to use it as a carrot to dangle over people's heads to get them to work harder for less. Or NOTHING."

by Hym Iam January 24, 2024

Fuck-Boy Feminist

A man who performs selective feminism in a self-aggrandising attempt at ingratiating himself with women and getting laid.

You are a Fuck-Boy Feminist. The most insidious form of misogynist.

by Gaby Birle January 25, 2024

Fuck me

Fuck me is a term used when you either
1. get angry at something or
2. want to be fucked so hard that you would say this in public

SLUT

Tom smashes controller on accedent "FUCK ME"
or when a whore is horny "FUCK ME~"

by someguythatlikesstuff January 25, 2024

Zero Fucks

When someone doesn’t give a heck or damn if they feel they were or are right, even if others didn’t or don’t like them because of it.

Leaders can’t lead their sheep effectively unless they give zero fucks to all those oft-unreasonable or biased complains or protests against them.

by Numerati January 26, 2024

fucks

same thing as "sucks" but the meaning is much stronger

dude 1:i imma draw!
dude 2:ogay
*dude 1 make the worst drawing of universe*
dude 2:uhhh,this draw fucks

by bucetas January 26, 2024