man pocketted

When a man puts something in his pocket for an extended period of time causing significant wear and tear to whatever it was.

Steve gave me his paycheck. The check had been man pocketted and I was ashamed to take the tattered thing to the bank.

man pocketted by Liddy34 December 14, 2009

man dot 

the male version of menstruation but instead of bleeding out of one's vagina, it is emotional not physical.

an emotional overload in the male genome comprised of random bitch fits for the homosexual or douche bag syndrome with the heterosexual including excessive violence from both sides.

He is acting like a bitch, he must be on his man dot.

man dot by deyomb567 January 19, 2010

Man Smackery 

A subset of spousal abuse, involving the wife smacking the crap out of her man, usually for saying something that she'd already warned him not to say or as an escalation of a hissy fit.

Woman1: "I haven't seen your friend around lately, WTF?"
Woman2: "She's serving 8 months for man smackery."
Woman1: "Her man said 'whatever' again, didn't he?"
Woman2: "Mmmm Hmmm"

Man Smackery by The Notorious CLG March 7, 2010

man garden 

A polite way of referring to a man's sexual region.

His shorts are way too small- I can see his man garden when he sits down!

man garden by Pamann December 12, 2010

man banjo 

The act of male masterbation that involves playing with one's member somewhat like a banjo (or guitar).

Look mum! That old man's playing his man banjo!

man banjo by Wetpants January 13, 2011

Man don't fade 

A guy who will never start a fight, but once you touch him he'll never stop no matter what you do.

Guy #1: "That dumb punk over there is a wuss"

Guy #2: "Looks pretty tough to me"

Guy #1: "Yeah, but he only talks tough, Im gonna go kick his butt"

Guy #3: "I wouldn't do that if I were you, three of my friends tried beating him in the head with a rock, and he got up and chased 'em all down and tore 'em a new one...man don't fade.

Man don't fade by your liberator January 20, 2011

Man Twark 

An ugly man with a freakishly large mustache.

He really needs to comb his man twark.

Man Twark by TheMissInformation March 1, 2011