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Ice cream wipe down 

First you stick an ice cream cone (or 2) up your partner or sex buddy's anus. Then you take a shit right in the cone. After that you will then stuff the whole cone including the poop into your mouth all the way until your face is their butt hole. After that whoever ate the poop will eject it out of there mouth all over themselves. The other person will then wipe it down with their tongues thus the name is ice cream wipe down. This is recommended for the older sex lovers. Preferably 55 and up. The poop has been scientificaly proven to heal wrinkles, and this does not require teeth.
6 year old: Grandpa why do you smell like shit

Grandpa: me and your grandma just had an ice cream wipe down.

6 year old: But how does ice cream make you smell like shit.

Grandpa: because an ice cream wipe down is when your grandpa eats a cone of shit out of your grandma's asshole and then throws it up all over the place and gets eaten by grammy.

6 year old: Ill have to share that with all my friends at school.

Sour Cream Burrito

The act of internally ejaculating during anal sex with a female; followed by the male performing a "rimjob" on the female and consuming the fecal and semen mixed substance secreted from the anus which resembles the consistency of a sour cream burrito.
Tim: "Dude, why did you say that Jessica came back to you?"
Bob: "Because nobody else could eat her sour cream burrito like I do."
Sour Cream Burrito by McLrn227 September 27, 2008
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ice cream fluffed

i love you maria ! <3 ice cream fluffed
ice cream fluffed by lemonadeeree January 31, 2010

Cookies and Cream 

1. The black and white speckled area revealed after removing a portion of a cigarette filter (most often a white filter and beyond a dotted line)

2. The swampy substance created by cumming on a girl's back after doggystyle sex and using the cum pool as an ash tray
Look, Mike! I found the cookies and cream in this crappy foreign cigarette.

Angie, the curves of your back make a fine vessel for the cookies and cream I've just deposited.
Cookies and Cream by mike_hawk_69 August 12, 2009

Ice Cream 

A synonym for the word snaking as used in Mario Kart DS and other Nintendo Racing Games. Ice Cream was invented to reduce fights amongst GameFAQs'ers.

Also,it is an acronym standing for
I Can Expertly
Cruise Rather Energetically Anywhere, Man
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which entirely defines snaking or ice creaming
GameFAQser 1: Ice Cream is awesome!!
GameFAQser 2: I hate snakers, but i DO love ice cream!!
Ice Cream by Ninj0rZz August 1, 2006

Ice Cream Machine 

The act of pulling down a dick like a soft serve machine handle and having him ejaculate in your mouth like ice cream.
I totally Ice Cream Machined him last night. Wasn't cold though!
Ice Cream Machine by PIAN February 7, 2015

Cookie and cream 

While havin sex(any kind/position) with a woman, the man pulls out his penis and ejaculates all over a cookie(preferably a grasshopper or Oreo) then makes the woman EAT IT!!!!
That shorty I was wit last night wanted to do something kinky, so I cookie and creamed her!!
Cookie and cream by K-Dizzy January 22, 2006