Flirt 'n Squirt

When one bro flirts with another bro which inevitably leads to furious circle jerking. Concluding in one bro cumming onto the other bro.

Guy 1:"Dude you look hella swole today."
Guy 2:"Thanks bro, I was flexin dem gluts in da mirror at the gym"
*Guy 1 risks a peek at dem gluts and inevitably gets a rager*
*Guy 2 notices the rager and tentatively reaches for it.*
*Guy 1 gulps loudly from nervousness and grips both of their balls tearaway pants off.*
*Guy 2 looks adoringly into Guy 1's eyes and says "We finally doin dis bro?"

Guy 1: "Sometimes it be like dis doe."
*In unison they say* "Let the flirt 'n squirt commence
-Written by Skull

by CaputoAlonzo May 1, 2014

Spray-n-glaze

The act of ejaculating on a sexual partners so Ferociously and with a large amount of semen, that he/she looks as if they have been spray-painted with donut glaze.

I took that girl home that I met last night and even though we didn't have intercourse, she let me spray-n-glaze all over face, tits and stomach, she loved it!

by Mini hippie July 23, 2016

Cup n' Gandoid

Something that beyond bad and just plain sucks.

This damn practice is so cup n' gandoid i just want to get out and leave.

by Cup-Shot December 16, 2004

half 'n half

aka shoto todoroki who beliefs broccoli boi (izuku midoriya) is All Might's secret love child

no one:
not a soul:
Bakugou: half 'n half bastard

by im a fox January 30, 2021

Dip n' Swing

The act of leaving one establishment to visit another before returning to the original location and/or group of friends.

"Where you going, bro?"
"Just gotta dip n' swing, but I'll see you in 20."

by Nanuk-LAR November 24, 2016

jam 'n' a biscuit

It's when someone does something that was just insane or something that was just really chill. Also, it could go with something that you're about to do.

Dude, he's jam 'n' a biscuit!

Let's go jam 'n' a biscuit!

I gotta go jam 'n' a biscuit.

Dude, I just jam 'n' a biscuit.

by quadfoxrider September 29, 2009

Cookies ‘n Cream

When you have anal sex with someone with an unwashed ass, pull out and then ejaculate on their face.

Dumbass 1: “Hey, did you hear Frank fucked Melissa?”

Dumbass 2: “Yeah bro, he gave her the cookies ‘n cream.”

by Ya_niggist December 31, 2022