packet shapper

A packet shapper is any kind of software that regulates the internet usages. Check to see if it's loaded on the fire wall if you gets disconnect a lot.

I told him to check with his IT people top see if there is a packet shapper loaded on their fire wall. A packet shapper is any kind of software that regulates the internet usages.

by JaquesPascarella May 13, 2015

f-slapped

When you find a bug in a product but engineering tells you that its not a bug, its a feature.

Oh dude, I just got f-slapped by eng again.

by ttm_monkey June 2, 2015

pitched slapped

When you get slapped so hard by the sick beat

Omg She just pitched slapped me with her tonsils

by fuban June 19, 2015

silent slippers

A fart that comes out of your ass that you didn't mean to intentionally let that is extremely quiet. "Like slippers on a floor".

I was in a meeting at work when I suddenly felt a grumble in my stomach, I couldn't up and leave at that momemt; however, some silent slippers popped out of me like a squeezed balloon.

by Simplyme200099 October 4, 2015

Canoe Slapped

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.

-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.

by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015

Brown Snapper

A brown snapper happens when a woman takes a shit and when she wipes she wipes from the back to the front dragging her shit wipe across her pussy lips.

I went down on this chick i met at the bar last night and her pussy tasted like brown snapper. gross.

by ya bro bra November 23, 2015

cinnamon snapper

noun

The vagina of a redheaded woman

You know that blonde girl I'm dating, turns out she has a cinnamon snapper!

by sue-donnim March 10, 2016