A slang term to describe anal missionary, which is the act of engaging in anal sex while maintaining the missionary position. It is considered the only pure way to enjoy in premarital sex as a Christian couple.
Boyfriend: We can’t have sex yet! We’re not even married.
Girlfriend: Just Easter Keister me and He won’t be mad!
Girlfriend: Just Easter Keister me and He won’t be mad!
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A large regional university in Cheney, Washington. Has kick-ass athletic programs. By far the most cost-effective University to get a degree.
Dude: Why Eastern Washington University though?
EWU junior: I don't want any debt and I wanna get hooked up with an actual job.
EWU junior: I don't want any debt and I wanna get hooked up with an actual job.
by gnarlygrad January 15, 2023
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by Sebastianblindmidget April 28, 2021
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They are based.
Usually around the height of 4-5 inches.
They have an abnormally large cock. Known to drink gallons of cum each day from a golden pimp chalice.
Be a Pimp Easton
They are based.
Usually around the height of 4-5 inches.
They have an abnormally large cock. Known to drink gallons of cum each day from a golden pimp chalice.
Be a Pimp Easton
A: "Woah did you see Charlie walking around town last night?"
B: "Yeah, that's a Pimp Easton if I ever saw one."
B: "Yeah, that's a Pimp Easton if I ever saw one."
by BoyBrains July 14, 2022
Get the Pimp Easton mug.A high school in baltimore. you imagine the students go hard, right? well this school is all stuck up preps. the ones who arent stuck up are pot heads who are miserable walking the halls there. girls are ugly, but at the same time they're all sluts or no-life nerds who's mom probably works in there as a teacher or librarian. if you go to a party and a girl is left out fake-texting on her phone ,she probably goes to eastern tech. then shes lucky to even be at a party. GIRLS: theres a total of 6 hot freshmen, 4 hot sophomores, 7 hot juniors, and 3 hot seniors there for the 2009-10 year. GUYS: 8, 12, 16, &5. if you're one of the hot ones your either a pot head, an alcoholic, a slut, or really fucking outgoing to the point where you're a little cooky or weird. theres ,2 cool teachers.&guess what? I REALLLLLLLY wish I didn't go there :
1. Dude I totally met this girl who goes to eastern tech. She's fucking sexy, but she's really weird and a complete pot head/alcoholic. But, she fucked me so I don't care about all that.
2. I went to a party and some weirdo was sitting at the house computer IMing SmarterChild on aim...AND CRACKING UP AT IT!
3. Where's all the sexy people? I don't see them! Let me transferr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. I went to a party and some weirdo was sitting at the house computer IMing SmarterChild on aim...AND CRACKING UP AT IT!
3. Where's all the sexy people? I don't see them! Let me transferr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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